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2002-11-08 16:25

Advanced Philological Tool!

I had wondered for a while if engelska -hood and svenska (&c) -het were cognate, but my Concise OED only gave an Old English source for the former. But now this shiny Netymological Whatsit has come to the rescue:

-hood - "state or condition of being," from O.E. -had "condition, position," cognate with Ger. -heit, from P.Gmc. *khaidus.

(In fact Scandiwegian -het came via the prolonged Hanseaticity of the peninsula and was one of the Filthy Foreignisms that Aasen, the Nynorsk Nutter, was keen to eliminate, but really.)

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2002-11-08 13:08

Bergson's back, babies!

The phorgotten Phrench philosopher is somewhat back in fashion. Which is nice. (This is more interesting than anything in Point de Vue this week. Sigh.)

The codfish, yum yum, on the other hand, has never been out of fashion, to its regret, although so far as I know it has never been awarded the Nobel prize for literature.

Oh, and I have a theory about the Carl Philip Lacuna: since his relationship with this alleged "Emma" is not yet Kourt-Approved, they don't qualify for Obsequious Photo Opportunity style coverage in the Point de Vue manner, but since his is an uncontroversial and domestic manner of behaving he doesn't make the skvallerbladen, either.

Mysteriously, though, even the mighty Ritva is denying all knowledge of the one Svensk Damtidning where C-P had a starring role. Perhaps there is a conspiracy, after all?

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2002-11-08 10:45 (UTC)

Inkongsekvential!

I heard it from Fiona, who heard it from a friend, who got a fax from her father, who gets press releases about these things, that the Danish court is again denying rumours of an Royal Engagement. Probably it was also in newspapers, but where's the fun in that?

So such liberties Knudella may, allegedly, have taken with the Royal Arse should accordingly be demoted to notwithstandinghood, and are of no constitutional consequence.

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2002-11-07 15:56 (UTC)

Kronselation Prins

[ Sorry about that; we're going for the coveted Most Painfully-Contrived Multi-Lingual Pun Outside Joyce Scholarship award. The pay's lousy, but think of the prestige! ]

It's been a slow princess week, so here's a story from Dansk BT (no relation to Svensk DT) whose front-page I am not prepared to risk linking, in which de facto kronprinsess-elect Knu�ella ("Mary" for short) is observed to be wearing a hat.

It would, of course, be folly to the point of risking disaster to install her as Drottning-to-be without assessing her hat-wearing talents. I rejoice, as do no doubt all who wish Denmark - not to mention "Mary" - well, to be in a position to tell you that she passes this demanding test with flying colours.

Phew!

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2002-11-07 10:15 (UTC)

Blurbling

Blurbs! Marvellous. When I was but a callow unemployed yoof browsing the bookshelves of the charity shops that sprung up like wild meadow flowers in the high streets of Britain in the recession of the early 90's, a kind word from Anthony Burgess on the back of a random paperback pretty much guaranteed a sale. (The publishing industry has since preferred to attribute opinions mostly to newspapers, but I don't give a rat's arse what "The Guardian" thinks. Opinions are for people!) Blurbs matter, because books come out in overpriced and cumbersome but allegedly prestigious hard back editions, which like all reasonable people I shun contemptously, which gather dust forlornly for a year in bookshelves before being replaced by an sensible paperback. It is thus extremely unlikely that anyone can remember anything about the reviews by the time the book becomes purchaseable.

For Top Quality Imaginary Blurbing Entertainment, go read Turbulent Velvet's blurbage. (No real Goffmen were harmed in the making of these parodies, we are assured.)

Another triumphant cock robin from Goffman. What impresses this time is the thinly reticulated ribbon binding his truculent box, and the impressive bow into which it is tied. Goffman has the fattest legs in modern sociology, and it's a delight to watch him walk.

Marvellous.

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2002-11-06 13:06 (UTC)

Entitlement &c.

The working title of my novel-in-progress is Let's go to work, honeys!, taken from the Aftonbladet story Onanichock i Big Brother, which I read back in February to see if the title really meant what I though it meant. (It did.) I think this was my first example of Real Life Svengelska in the wild; you simply can't say that in my dialect of English, at least. (Honey doesn't pluralise; it's a nickname, possibly a default one, but not a noun. If you're wondering.) Of course, I actually like Svengelska, and I'm quite happy to consider it a dialect of English in its ow2n right, rather than "substandard" English. And it felt silly not having a title; everyone else had a title. (Most of them have word-counts I can only dream of, too. Gah!) If you can think of a better title I'm all ears.

Since I can't find anything online even about Carl Philip's love life, we may as well continue on with the languagey goodness: la-di-dah DN is covering the threat to bilingualism in (a region of) Finland. Very geography project, I'm thinking, also. There have been suggestions that Sweden should intervene with a little neighbourly diplomatic pressure, by people who I sincerely hope are better judges of the likely Finnish reaction than me.

Back at Aftonbladet there's something of a series on children's eating habits. Apparently sweeties are not an appropriate substitute for proper food (s�ger expert). You heard it here first, Varied Reader.

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2002-11-06 09:58 (UTC)

My hand hurts.

I quite like this writing longhand - making it hard to tinker with sentences is good. (Those that start at the beginning and go on until the end and then stop are in the minority on the 'bladet, it must be said.) But I could do with a desk. In the absence thereof I'm writing semi-reclined with the pad on my knee and my feet up on an upturned cardboard box. Nothing but the finest hos des, you know.

Another 5 pages last night, by 11:30. When I'd finished I realised I hadn't used up all my rant, but I'll have a rematch tonight. �ora Sigur�sd�ttir, yesterday's new character is a philosopher specialising (currently) in time, specifically the relationship between phenomenological and "physical" time. She is, of course, routinely late for appointments.

Incidentally, once you have boy characters and girl characters in the same scene it's surprisingly difficult to stop them flirting.

"Keep your hands where I can see them until I get you on the boat!", I keep telling them, but will they listen? (Well, yes, they will. I'm the author, dammit, and I have a veto. But it was a close thing.)

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2002-11-05 11:23 (UTC)

A kick in the proverbials

"Making a lobster out of a woodlouse."

Woodlouseses (properly woodlices) are crustaceans, too, you see.

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2002-11-05 9:22 (UTC)

Five A4 pages a day.

I'm still behind, but I got through yesterday's allotted scritching. I'm learning a lot, mostly about how to let things unfold in less of a hurry than I typically employ here. In five pages yesterday, Ulf took a train ride to Lund (delayed by the unseasonal sn�kaos, of course) and reviewed his career. It turns out that being uprooted to Sk�ne as a 13-year old sparked his interest in field and socio-linguistics, when he was ostracised by new class mates. Then I had his father move the family to Finland, just to underline the point. But he didn't even make it to Lund, for a job interview that is already in a flashback. So.

I'm not so worried about finding stuff to write, now. The narrative flows like refrigerated lead, and the prose has the grace of a waltzing camel, but the real problem is still and inevitably the word count. I'm effectively a day behind schedule and Thursdays are reserved for Swedishclass, and I wrote from 7 to 11 last night, with only breaks for eating, pacing and bathing. Even writing solidly a page is half an hour's work, without pausing for thought.

This weekend is going to be crucial.

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2002-11-04 13:57

Sm�rg�sbrunch!

Google claims there's no such word, but we know better, don't we? After all, what else are you going to call the come-down meal at the Haffna[? my notes are at home] after a wild night out on the town in T�rshavn? (Pilot whale steak a speciality, if you preorder. I put an American in the team, so that the Norwegian would peorder it, and allow a digression on the difficulties of obtaining maple syrup in the Faroes. It's all words, you see...)

And "soci-fucking-ologist" is two words, right? It is the way I count them, anyway.

In other news, I've been writing this on paper at home (where I don't have a working pooter or, therefore, a choice) and so I've bought a new cheap fountain pen for the job. I like cheap fountain pens, as I've said before, and on the desk in front of me there's a Rotring "Art Pen", which is terrible for script, a Sheaffer fine-nib, which is impossibly scratchy (their medium nib is impossibly fat, God knows how they ever sell anything) and a stubby little gun-metal grey Creek pen, which I liked even though you had to put the lid on the barrel to make it long enough to hold, and the lid clasp mechanism broke. But the nibs irretrievably bent now.

My favourite ever cheap and plastic was a Pilot one (not the disposable, puh-lease) but by the time it got dropped once to often they'd stopped making them.

It's a tenner's worth of Stypen, this time, after a run of cheap Watermen. It's finer than I'm used to, but only a little bit scritchy. We'll see how it handles a lecture on Normal Forms - a fine-ish nib is good for the kind of Death By A Thousand Subscripts we've been enduring there, and then the big test will be tonight's desperate attempt to catch up on the word count.

(The lecture was OK, from a writing-implement point of view, you'll be thrilled to hear. Didn't understand a word of it, mind.)

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2002-11-04 10:20 (UTC)

Une Acad�mie Su�dois, anyone?

A Swedish action plan to secure the future of the language. [via Klipspringer]. In English, we note with as straight a face as possible under the circumstances.

The future status of "minor" national language is an interesting topic, especially if you're Marxist enough to consider that the concept of a National Language is an artefact of an ideology rooted in the 19th century nationalism which did so much to divide Europe into a bunch of nation-states who could have wars with each other about their boundaries.

(Rereading the Economist Millenium edition in lieu of any recent issue, because I'm still sulking, I was reminded how much I like(d) their approach, which I consider essentially Marxist, in the sense in which you can just ignore all the pointless Communist Prophet rubbish and acknowledge Marx as a worthy heir to Adam Smith in his analysis of the way society, ideology and economics are intertwined. Sigh.)

I would like to have the leisure to ponder such things, but at the moment I don't.

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