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2004-10-18 10:31
a id="1"> Reductio ad Fodorium
�1. p
Jerry "Cannon" Fodor, explain to us the
superiority of neo-scholastique philosophy over all that Forren
rubbish:
Anyhow, our arguments are better than theirs.
�2. �p
Jerry "Cannon" Fodor, what do you make of the arguments, in
particular, of the 'conceptual analysis' school of philosophy that
dominated post-war neo-scholasticisme?
[T]hese arguments strike me as risible; dialectics dissolves in
giggles.
Those wacky neo-scholastiques, isn't it?
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2004-10-15 15:06 (utc+1)
Beer and Ham Samwidges, yum yum
Oh, exqueeze me, I forgot my very necessary Oxbridge comma: Beer, and Ham Samwidges, yum yum, for sure.
(This 'bladet's mad scientistes are second to none, of course, but even they have not yet been able to brew a bier that can serve as a samwidge filling. I keep telling them: I don't care; I don't have cancer! Work on the bier project! Bier! Sigh...)
2004-10-15 12:18
Trav'lin'
There is an unwedding party, which I am in my triple capacity as brother, brother and (especially) son. Interwebbings will be vair vair intermittent, I should think.
2004-10-14 16:03
�1. The bookshop.
Akademibookshop wrote to me, in Swedish, to say they haven't got the
Donald Duck pocket I ordered to dilute the postage-price pain
(it stings so!) of shipping a papperbock's worth of Nietzsche from
there to here, and they don't like to ship items separately to Abroad
on account of the postage-price pain (ouchy-ouch ouch!) and what to
do?
So I wrote back in Swedish over which the entire customer service
department is probably in convulsions of laughter as I speak.
�2. Flirtnings (a)
A male person looking for female persons managed to mistake my Du
och Jag page for the basis of a flirtation. I pointed out the
error of his ways, in Swedish. Me no girl-person, silly Swedish!
�3. Flirtnings (b)
After correcting randombloke's mistake, I thought it might be wise to
make some adjustments to my profile. In, of course, Swedish.
(Parts of the process get a bit Miss World: having to select things
over which to unrejoice, I finally plumped for "evil, injustice and
tomatoes in Samwidges". I like, on the other hand, to travel and meet
persons.)
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2004-10-14 12:59
A long long time ago, in a land far, far
away a catchphrase was born of unlikely parentage:
It is the history of a driver heavy lorry who arrives in a transport
caf�. It is put at the bar and starts to tell:
It me arrived from there good... Ha! putain of 2CV! and it spits by ground.
My truck came out of the road on ten terminals from here... Ha! putain
of 2CV! and it spits by ground. I was completely planted in the
fields... Ha! putain of 2CV! and it spits by ground.
Suddenly arrives a 2CV... Ha! putain of 2CV! and it spits by ground.
It was led by p�d� who says to me: I will leave you from there with
my car... Ha! putain of 2CV! and it spits by ground. Then I answers
him: if you manage to leave my truck with your "deuche", I cut you a
pipe.. . HAAAA! PUTAIN OF 2CV!!! and it spits by ground.
Scroll down, and then scroll down one more for the original French
text and an idiomatique interlinear translation. But while it's a
good (coarse) joke that way, I prefer it, as have countless
generations, as an indecipherable exclamation.
And spits by ground.
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2004-10-14 morning (utc+1)
�1. The Honda What?!!
I'm not much of a one for multiple exclamation marks, of course, but
this is genuinely
splork-worthy: Honda was all set to lauch a marque of car with the
jolly name of "Fitta" globally, until they were alerted that "global"
includes Scandiwegia, and that that name might have certain
issues in the 'Wegian market: "fitta", in Swedish, corresponds very exactly
to the literal (anatomical) meaning of the Engleesh 'c'-word (albeit
without the connotational baggage - 'Wegian swearing is organised
otherwisely).
�2. When I die / Wrap me in a shroud / And sprinkle me with seaweed
All I know about Goethe is that if you substitute his name for that of
Bertha in the theme tune of the eponymous childrens's TV show, it make
me laugh. Or, that was all I knew until I read this lavishly
detailed autopsy.
Now I know also of his back complaint.
�3. Foopball
I have come lately to have some familiarity with the game of foopball,
for sure, and I gladly follow Челси in
the League of Champions.
But lately there has been an outbreak of games involving teams named
after countries, and I know nothing of why this should be. From what
I've seen and heard, Челси would be more
than a match for any of them, but VG is sufficiently exultant about "Norway"'s
triumph over "Slovenia" that it doesn't bother to mention the
score on the front page.
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2004-10-13 15:52
Permatanned prinsess Madeleine of Sweden has been copping
freebies off of clothing boutiques who appreciate the
chance for their clothings to share her considerable media attentions:
Det �r ingen hemlighet att kungabarnen �r superbra marknadsf�ring f�r
oss. De fotograferas j�mt. S�rskilt Madeleine har ju blivit en
trends�ttare f�r unga tjejer, ber�ttar en butiksanst�lld.
"It's no secret that the royal childrens are a great marketing tool for
us. They're fotografed all the time. Madeleine especially has been a
trendsetter for young wimmins", said a boutique employee.
Although we are assured that the initiative is taken by the
boutiques, which decline all offers of payment, this is
nonetheless a breach of protocol:
- D�remot �r det en annan sak om "moster Agda" skickar en stickad
tr�ja till n�gon av prinsessorna. D� ses det som en g�va fr�n en
privatperson, s�ger hovets presschef Ann-Christine Jernberg.
Att kungabarnen tar emot gratis kl�der i butiker kommer som en
�verraskning f�r henne.
- Det visste jag inte, s� det h�r m�ste jag unders�ka vidare, s�ger hon.
"However it's another thing if 'auntie Agda' sends a knitted sweater
to one of the prinsessor," says court presschief Ann-Christine
Jernberg.
That the royal childrens are accepting free clothes from
boutiques came as a surprise to her.
"I didn't know that, and I'll have to look into it further", she said.
The Anne-Christine Ironmountain ("Jernberg") regime looks like being
very different from the halcyon days when Elisabeth Tassled-Warthog
ruled the press-office, that's for sure.
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2004-10-13 samwidge (utc+1)
Robert MAGGIORI reviews
(in Lib�bladet) Barbara Cassin (sous la direction de) Vocabulaire
europ�en des philosophies (Seuil/Le Robert, 1 534 pp., 95 EUR)
which's ideological targets extend beyond the mundane hegemony of the
Engleesh as an international auxilliary language:
D'abord une certaine �philosophie analytique�, qui consid�re que �la
philosophie rel�ve seulement d'un universel logique, identique en tous
temps et en tous lieux ("Aristote, mon coll�gue � Oxford")�, et qu'il
n'est pas n�cessaire de se soucier de la langue qui �habille le
concept� (il se trouve que c'est l'anglais, donc tout est
O.K.). Ensuite, et plus g�n�ralement, la tradition anglo-saxonne,
laquelle, refusant le langage �sot�rique, s'attachant � �d�gonfler les
baudruches de la m�taphysique�, utilise la langue commune (forc�ment
anglaise) et arrive m�me, parfois, � d�nier le �statut de philosophie
� cette philosophie continentale englu�e dans les contingences de
l'histoire et des langues�.
[This translation ostentatiously left blank.]
� � � �
Meanwhile, AC "DC" Grayling:
Dr Johnson remarked that those who know they have nothing to add to
truth try to get noticed by pedalling paradoxes instead. If Derrida
deserves an epitaph, that is it.
And a sm�rg�sbord
of further attempts at summary, from which we may extract, preferably
with sterilized tweezers, Roger "Scroot-Scroot" Scruton's:
He's difficult to summarise because it's nonsense. He argues that the
meaning of a sign is never revealed in the sign but deferred
indefinitely, and that a sign only means something by virtue of its
difference from something else. For Derrida, there is no such thing as
meaning - it always eludes us and therefore anything goes.
I say, Scroot-Scroot, they don't call you a master of condensed
nonsense for nothing, what? (Both via B&W)
If you want to read Jerry Fodor on why no one reads Anglophone
philosophy, you can do so here
(in a display of virtuoso empiricisme that probably only Chomsky could
match he infers the reasons exclusively from his own philosophical
prejudices); if you want to read me on why I don't (again) you can do
so at
the Timber.
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2004-10-13 10:40
�1. No whimpering, please, we're Dalmatian
At least one Romance language is no longer spoken - the language of
the Dalmation coast, now completely supplanted by Serbo-Croat, after
the last known speaker was blown up by a mine on the island of Veglia
in 1989.
The Romance Languages R Posner, p. 3
�2. Egentligen inte s� gammal
�r 1830 hade f� l�nder haft en allm�nt brukad nationals�ng, men �r
1900 �gde i princip alla europeiska stater en s�dan. "Du gamla du
fria" [eller tidigast: frisk] komponerades redan 1844 men kom i
bruk som national lystrings�ng eller "folks�ng" f�rst p� 1890-talet.
In 1830 few countries had a widely-used national anthem, but by 1900 all
European states in principle had one. "Du gamla du fria" [the Swedish
national anthem - DvB] was composed as early as 1844, but first came into
use as a song of national devotion or "folksong" in the 189_s.
Id�ernas historia, S H�gn�s
�3. Demoticisme in the Mighty Marvel Manner:
ZOWIE! He's the ever-lovin' GEAREST! Far as I'm concerned the mod's
have HAD it! That crazy cape really comes on STRONG!
- A passer-by's thought bubble on seeing Dr Strange,
Strange Tales, v. 147, S Lee
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2004-10-12 tea (now+1)
�1. Two (2) and two (2) - together at last
Vad som g�mde sig i kronprinsessans mage var ingen blivande regent -
utan gallsten.
What was hidden in the kronprinsess's tummy wasn't an heir - but a
gallstone.
(The other papers had been diligently ignoring the babyrumours, so we
are relieved to see this angle on a 'bladet other than our own.)
Exactly what are the constitutional grounds under which a gallstone
can't be an heir, anyway, we ask or enquire?
�2. Les linguistes contre la grammatologie
Mark Liberman of Language Log, he
say:
Meanwhile, back at Language Log, our plain duty is to deconstruct
chapter two of Of Grammatology, the one entitled Linguistics
and Grammatology, on behalf of Derrida's many fans and anti-fans among
our readers.
(For "deconstruct" above, read "refute". The choice of laughing at or
with this such usage I leave to my Varied Reader.)
I, for one, would be very glad to see even a hostile engagement with
Derrida's ideas from an actual linguist. (It isn't especially the
"hostile" that I have previously found in short supply, for sure.)
In anticipation, I shelved the Deleuze and Guattari last night in
favour of just this such chapter and so far (I am reading in
Frenchy-French, which is a bit slow) it certainly wouldn't qualify as
nonsense by my standards.
�3. Elfin Elfreide, Intelligible Enfin
The aftermath of the Nobel literature prize has been vair vair
annoying: it has been full of darks hints about the Elfin
Elfreide's not unstrained relationship with her native Austria that I
haven't been in a position to follow up, since I don't have enough
German to track such somethings to their lairs.
Some highlights, then, from Lib�bladet for those who can, and
especially those who cannot, handle the Frenchy-French instead:
An interview
with her first French publisheuse Jaqueline Chambon:
Peut-on dire que son oeuvre est parfois illisible?
Par moments oui. [...]
Is it fair to say her work is sometimes unreadable?
In places, yes. [...]
And some
of ses engagements politiques:
Le FPO a rappel� que l'�crivaine a �toujours tra�n� l'Autriche dans la
boue�. Les amis de Haider ont sans cesse bataill� contre Jelinek, qui
le leur rendait bien. D�s 1991, elle avait trait� Haider de �jeune
nazi�: �C'est le f�hrer d'une association homo-�rotique�, devait-elle
redire en 1995, lors des municipales de Vienne. Le FPO avait alors
men� une campagne de diffamation avec des affiches dans les rues. On y
trouvait son nom, � c�t� de ceux de Scholten, ministre
social-d�mocrate de la Culture, et de Peymann, directeur du
Burgtheater qui montait ses pi�ces, avec cette mention : �Est-ce la
culture que vous voulez ?�
The FPO [the execrable party of the execrable Haider] has said that
the writer "has always treated Austria like dirt" [lit. "dragged
Austria in the mud"]. Haider's friends have battled ceaselessly with
Jelinek, who has given as good as she got. From 1991 she has called
Haider a "young Nazi": "He's the F�rher of a homo-erotic club", she
repeated in 1995 at the time of the municipale elections in Vienna.
At the time FPO ran a defamation campaign of posters in the streets.
They had her name, besides that of Scholten, the social-democrat
minister of culture, and that of Peymann, director of the Burgtheatre
where her plays where being shown, and the caption: "Is this the
culture you want?"
Meanwhile, back
in the Anglosphere:
Although a celebrated and controversial author in Austria and Germany,
the 57-year-old Jelinek doesn't even have a publisher in the United
States, an increasingly tough market for books in translation. English
versions of a handful of works have been released by the London-based
Serpent's Tail, which specializes in experimental and political works.
And:
"I've tried to get U.S. publishers interested in her work and they
would say she was too downbeat, or she was too grim and not
necessarily the kind of writer they felt they could sell," Serpent's
Tail publisher Peter Ayrnot said in an interview from the Frankfurt
Book Fair in Germany, where he says he has already been approached by
"three or four" American publishers.
Varf�r, man fr�gar mig ibland, l�ra du dig s� m�nga spr�k? C'est-�-dire : pourquoi, on me demande quelquefois, apprenez-vous tant de
langues ?
It is, you will certainly agree, to laugh.
�4. Heterogeneous ideas, slightly yoked together by violence
Until alerted just now by a search engine trace in my referral logs I
had never made any connection between the names "Monty Python" and
"Merleau-Ponty". From now on, I do not think I will ever be able to completely
separate them.
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2004-10-12 10:47
This is a journey into gossip!
�1. (Left) Gallstones ett moi biy-bee!
Starring Meryl Streep as Kronprinsessmary, n�e Knudella, in a
heart-rending
drama:
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark underwent surgery to have
a gallstone removed, the royal palace said.
The 32-year-old Australian-born crown princess had the operation at
the Gentofte County Hospital in northern Copenhagen. Crown Prince
Frederik, her husband, was by her side during the brief procedure.
She was spotted nipping into hospital for ultrasound and Inferences
Were Drawn, but now the biybee has gawn - ett by gallstones.
Allegedly.
�2. (Right) Knudella: My gallstone hell!
I str�lende sol og mildt efter�rsvejr klippede en smuk, smilende og
rank kronprinsesse Mary i l�rdags det r�d-hvide b�nd over til det
nordligste motorvejsstykke i Danmark.
Ingen fik noget at vide om, at hun gemte p� en smertefuld hemmelighed:
Dagen efter motorvejs�bningen blev den 32- �rige Kronprinsesse nemlig
opereret for den smertefulde lidelse galdesten.
On Sunday, in beaming sun and mild autumnweather a smuk, smiling and
rank Kronprinsessmary cut the red and white band to open
Danmark's northest section of motorway.
No one could know that she was hiding a painful secret: the day after
the motorwayopening the 32-year-old kronprinsess was operated on for
the painful affliction of gallstones.
For once, though, we approve of the bonnet.
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2004-10-12 morning (utc+1)
�1. Exile
Time was when there were two (2) newsagents within walking distance
that sold Forren bladets. Then they both shut leaving only Borders,
which opens at 0900 (local time) and not before, and doesn't stock
Lib�.
I am not less cosmopolitan than I was, but I'm currently
having trouble keeping my lifestyle in the manner to which it has
become accustomed.
�2. Schubert, not very Schubert
Long story, shortened: I have an edition of some songs of 17__s
songster Carl Michel Bellman with tunes and words and chord
accompaniments - this being the best I could manage in Stockholm - but
I also saw there and regretted not buying a German edition from Reclam
with fuller accompaniment, in which the first verse (written with the
music) is Swedish and subsequent verses are instead all Tysked up. (I
like musique bestest when it comes in distributed kit form for your
bricolaging pleasure, for sure.)
So I ordered this from Amazon.de along with some Nietzsche, and I
thought, why not also get Mr Schubert's The Hotty Mill-Chick
while I'm at it? So I did, but I neglected to notice that it is a
Textausgabe. Explain to me, Universe, why Mr Schubert's name
is attached to these such words, when he by no means wrote a single
one of them?
�3. Where have all the hyphens gone?
My hair-conditioner (my hair is vair long now, so I need this such
goo) refers to "full bodied hair". I would have preferred
"full-bodied" hair, personally. (I blame, of course, the silliness of
Engleesh, in which persons cannot even reliably spot a compoundnoun
from the orthography, and are unlikely to be better with
compoundadjectives. Others may blame the youth of today or falling
standards as they see fit.)
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2004-10-11 14:06
As we approach, with breathless anticipation, the return of now, a
malevolent lunatique seeks to ensure
that it will never be now:
Shifting the clocks an hour forward is popular in
England because it gives lighter evenings.
But previous attempts to switch time zones have been defeated by
Scottish MPs whose constituents do not want winter mornings to get any
darker.
Bad Kent MP Nigel Beard - for it is he! - your biscuits have been
despatched to a Sysiphean realm permanently an hour ahead of now.
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2004-10-11 11:51
We recommend the Lib�bladet coverage.
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2004-10-11 09:54
So. We begin with a dialogue:
A: Of course, no Scotsman would put sugar in his porridge.
B: Au contrairement: my Scottish friend Jock does just that.
A: Well, no true Scotsman would put sugar in his porridge.
This, then, is an exemplification - the eponymous prototype, if you
will - of the "No True Scotsman" fallacy which consists in an ad
hoc defining away of counter-examples.
You might, for all I know, be planning to remark that an example claimed to
be of such a fallacy could be acquitted as being in fact a perfectly
legitimate process of refining a definition to avoid false-positives,
but you may rest very assured indeed that (wait for it...) no
true instance of "No True Scotsman" fallacy could be so
acquitted.
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