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2005-01-21 17:36
A David Lodge Trilogy:
Changing Places, Small World and Nice Work.
David Lodge is regarded by many to be one of the finest comic
novelists of post-War Britain. However, the competition is mostly
Squiffy Amis, P�re.
We do not especially care for his humanitiesiste campus hilarities,
although they are more than competently executed. We read each of
these in a single sitting with a single bottle of wine, and they're
OK and clever and multilayered and they made us laugh and we have nothing very strenuous against them but we weren't
sorry when they stopped and we don't intend to read any of Lodge's
other work.
We would surely have read no more than one if we hadn't bought this
trilogy; if you want our disused copy, simply provide us with an
address to send it too.
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2005-01-21 14:03
�1. Train Travel, Tragedy-Tinged
The glorious overnight choo-choo from Riga to Vilnius - a highlight of
Twinkletree '03 - is no more, the grapevine offtips us. We had been
wondering, since we are the proud owners of a vair interesting Thomas
Cook European Train Timetable (Zagreb did it, but you didn't hear it
from us) which's neglect of this route forebode ill for its
�tant if not its �tre.
A sad sad loss, except for those of us who will now take to saying "Oh
well coaches are all very well, but the overnight train was something
else." Which, after all, it was.
�2. Ukrainian Eurovision Euphoria!
Hoorah!
The new president elect of Ukraine, Victor Yuschenko has met with
Eurovision organisers and pledged government support to help stage the
2005 Eurovision Song Contest.
Man, if I only gavoreetyed a non-trivial amount of the pa-russkie this
would definitely and for sure be my holiday of choice. (Yes, I know
that Ukrainian is a different langwidge, but everyone also speaks it,
and anyway it isn't really.)
�3. Blegbladet
"Blegging", you see, is begging on a blog! Which we will now proceed
to do!
Can anyone recommend a translation of Rainer Maria ("Maria? Yes!
Maria!") Rilke's Duino Elegies in the Engleesh? We have
already settled on a German translation (by the author himself!) but
there are about a metric shedload of Englishings, and we are at a loss
for a preference. Translations into Frenchy-French or 'Wegian may
also be considered, at our discretion.
We need to read these such elegies with not a complete lack of urgency
since, you see, Duino is near the twin cities of Trieste and Trst,
where we intend to holiday in passing, and the
very castle indeed
where they were composed was and is owned by prinsesses von Thurn und
Taxis, at least one of which we still fondly hope to marry.
�4. Sm�rg�spost est omnia divisa in partes tres
Except, such as here, when it isn't! The exception being made for a
Frenchy-French childrensbladet, Mon Quotidien:
For under half a euro (30p), subscribers get eight heavily-illustrated
pages of brief news stories, cartoons and novelty items like word of
the day.
The principle is that there should be no more than 10 minutes' worth
of reading material, which specialists say is realistic at the end of
a school day.
I wish they'd had such a something when I was a children, for sure,
but the irony is that in Franceland notoriously few upgrowns read an
upgrownbladet of their own.
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2005-01-21 11:40
It is the world's most elegant wimmin, the Kronprinsessmary, and she
is making a
speech! In the tongue of the Danes ("Danish")! Without - and
this is the most extr'ordin'ry bit - a safety net!
Det varede kun f� sekunder. Stilheden, fra Mary gik i st� midt i sin
tale, til hun gik ned til sin hofdame og fik ordene p� skrift, s� hun
kunne forts�tte.
It lasted only a few seconds. The silence, from when Kronprinsessmary came to a
halt in the middle of her speach, till she went down to her
lady-in-waiting and got the written speech so that she could continue.
A future as a tightropewalker emphatically does not beckon, isn't it?
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2005-01-21 10:38
It is Italy and its hilariously stereotypical public bottom
molestnings! Only without the hilarity: a man in has been given a
fourteen month suspended sentence for this such behaviour [BBC
version].
But we were, when we came across the story first in Aftonbladet, more
diverted by the prospect of visual
aids:
I samband med h�ndelsen publicerade den italienska tidningen Il
Messaggero en stor grafik med information om vilka kvinnliga
kroppsdelar en man b�r undvika att r�ra, skriver Ekstrabladet.
In connection with the event the Italian 'bladet Il Messaggero
published a large graphic on which wimminly bodyparts a man should
avoid touching, Ekstrabladet reports.
You have to admit, such a something would be a something well worth
the downtrackning! First stop, this such Extrabladet:
Efter at sagen blev kendt, publicerede avisen Il Messaggero en stor
grafik med information om hvilke kropsdele, der vurderes som
risikozoner for m�nd med trang til at befamle fremmede kvinder.
After the story became known, the newspaper Il Messaggero published a
large grafik with information on which bodyparts were designated
riskzones for a man to something a strange wimmin.
Il Messaggero's own website is so bad I refuse even to link it,
sadly, and the trail went cold there, but Italian 'bladets do have
more modest
visual aids.
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2005-01-21 09:37
Due to the configuration of our information feedlines we find
ourselves not infrequently reading the Grauniad in the Frenchy-French,
such
as now on the discovery of British soldiers' abusive treatment of
Iraqi prisoners:
Cette affaire a �t� r�v�l�e quand un autre membre du
r�giment royal des fusiliers - et l'un des auteurs des photographies
-, Gary Bartlam, 20 ans, a d�pos� sa pellicule dans un magasin situ�
dans sa ville d'origine, Tamworth. La police a �t� alert�e et le
soldat arr�t� le 28 mai 2003.
This affaire was came to light when another member of the Royal
Fusiliers - and one of the photographers - Gary Bartlam, 20, handed in
his film in a shop near his home town, Tamworth. The police were
alerted and the soldier arrested on the 28 May 2003.
Digital cameras are the implement, these days, of choice for those
for whom scrutiny of their fotografnings might be unwelcome, Gary, you
alleged(?) plonker. Although distributing them on the Interweb,
FDRUSA style, might also be unwise.
�2.
And now a nice game of Bad Pope No
Biscuit! Once more, it is the question of Aids, which the Vatican
has helpfully caused everyone to be reminded - including some Spanish
bishops - is of merely passing, worldly significance and by no means
comparable to the harm that condoms can do to the future of one's
immortal for all eternity. Some Spanish persons are, for base and
wordly reasons of their own, no doubt, persisting in not seeing the
Church's point of view:
"We would all understand," El Periodico says, "if the Catholic Church
were to declare it morally preferable for the faithful, but without
excluding other methods [as] immoral."
"But the Vatican's intention," it believes, "is to hinder... a method
that saves human lives." So the Church "should not be scandalized if
many believe that this where the real immorality lies".
We would like to see the Pope on trial for crimes against (worldly)
humanity, for sure. It'd make great theatre, if nothing else.
Meanwhile, we are invariably slightly disappointed that the BBC's
excellent news upproundings do not link to the original story, where
available, but only to the nearest 'bladet. This leaves the idly
curious reader with some fiddly digging to do, which we
have duly done:
Todos entender�amos que, dentro de esta estrategia global, la Iglesia
cat�lica considerase moralmente preferible para sus fieles alguna de
estas pr�cticas, pero sin excluir ninguna. La Iglesia deber�a aceptar
tambi�n que desde otros enfoques se promueva la demostrada efectividad
del preservativo. Pero lo que el Vaticano pretende es desinformar y
poner trabas a un m�todo que salva vidas humanas. No le deber�a
escandalizar que a tantos les parezca que eso es lo realmente inmoral.
Silly Foreigners always to be writing in Foreign!
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2005-01-19 15:46
It is Kronprinsessmary and she's been awarded
an award:
Danmarks nya kronprinsessa Mary �r v�rldens mest eleganta kvinna. I
alla fall enligt den brittiska tidningen Hello Magazines l�sare, som
r�stat om saken.
Danmark's new Kronprinsessmary is the world's most elegant wimmin.
At least according to the British snob-bladet Hello Magazine, voted
on the matter.
One somehow imagines that Hello Magazine hasn't covered all of the
outfits, isn't it? But still, Kronprinsessmary is the glam�rprinsess
of the moment, for sure. Our informal intuition is that prinsessor
cease to be glam�rprinsesses more or less as and when they start with
the sproggning: Mette-Marit was renowned, we seem to recall, for her
loveliness, which is by no means inconsiderable, until li'l Ingrid
Wassname turned up.
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2005-01-19 12:13
It is goey fish
fun in Norway!
Makrell i tomat, popul�rt kalt flykr�sj, varmebehandles alltid. Men
i september var det et parti som ikke hadde f�tt denne
behandlingen. Det f�rte til et forr�tnelsesprosess, og det utviklet
seg gasser.
Til slutt utvidet boksene seg s� mye at de eksploderte. Totalt 1650
bokser av typen hakket makrell i tomat gikk i luften, skriver VG.
Mackerel in tomato, the popular kold flykr�sj, is always heat
treated. But in September there was some that escaped this such
treatment. It continued rottening and producing gas.
In the end the tins swelled up so much that they burst. In total 1650
tins of chopped mackerel in tomato went in the air, VG reported.
Whee! How on earth did I miss such an excellent story in VG?
[Tack till Anna K for l�nken]
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2005-01-19 10:14
It is Julius Caesar by Charles ("William") Shakepeare!
I am going to see it on VI ("Saturday"), you see, and it is a good
idea to read these things first. As it turns out, the plot is a
complete rip-off of Murder on the Orient Express and there
isn't even a detective and pretty much everyone ends up dead,
especially at the end.
Even Midsommer Murders does the classic English murder mystery
better than this!
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2005-01-18 17:24
Give me a kaos!
Heavy snow causing travel chaos
Well done that Blighty!
Nice climate change ("alleged climate change") for penguins, isn't it?
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2005-01-18 15:28
It is Richard "All Dawk" Dawkins, holder of the Runcible Chair in
Bishop-Baiting at the University of Oxbridge East West [Same difference]! And, re the recent
tsunami, he asks
or enquires:
In what sense of the word "why", does plate tectonics not provide the
answer?
His belligerent incomprehension is certainly a lesson for us all, but
the answer is nonetheless quite obvious: it is the
teleologically-oriented sense of the word "why". "To what purpose",
which is to say, "or end?"
It is a non-trivial observation that this class of question has no
satisfactory answer, and for many persons it is an unsatisfactory
observation that it has no non-trivial answer. But not for Richard
"All-Dawk" Dawkins, of course.
[via,
whence we have plagiarised a comment]
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2005-01-18 12:44
We transcribe selected langwidges verbatim:
ATTENTION: Plastic bags can be dangerous. TO avoid suffocation, Keep
this bag away from babies and children.
ATTENTION: Les sacs en plastique sont dangereux. Ne pas les mettre �
la port�e des b�b�s et bambins � fin d'�viter le risque
d'asphyxiation.
NB!: Plastikposer kan vaere farlige, Unnga at sma bam og babys far tak
pa dem.
VIGTIGT!: Plastikposer kan v�re farlige. For at undg� ulykker, hold
denne plastikposer vaek fra babyer og bern.
If I were Norwegish, I think I'd be pretty cross about that.
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2005-01-18 10:34
In Lithuania many shops and buildings are annotated in roman
numerals. For example, one might say (reconstructed from memory):
I-V 11-02 VI VII 12-22
And of course, these such numbers refer not to a number of floors but
rather days of the week, which are notoriously ordinally named by
Baltic tongues starting, as we ourselves strongly prefer, from
Monday.
Recently, with an increase in the amount of loggnings (radio
programmes, dietary ingestnings, homework) we are called upon to
undertake, we didn't hesitate to adopt the Swedish date-writening
method YYYY-MM-DD (with leading zeros) of which the chronological and
lexical sortnings coincide.
But it is nice to also encode the day of the week sometimes, but we
did not wish for a langwidge specific scheme, so we have duly adopted
the Lithuanian convention for this. Today is therefore II 2004-01-18; please update your procedures.
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2005-01-17 16:10
�1. Hoorah for the Republic of Ireland ("Eire")!
The very
metric Republic of Ireland!
Northern Ireland motorists travelling across the Irish border are
being warned to be aware of changes in the country's speed signs.
This week the signage will change from miles per hour to kilometres
per hour.
I have been to the Republic of Ireland once, which is plenty, and
Northern Ireland never, ditto, and I've given up driving anyway, but
nonetheless: well done!
�2. Hoorah for Matthew "Hoggy" Hoggard!
First awardee of the Freedom of this 'Bladet:
ENGLAND HAVE WON BY 77 RUNS AND HOGGARD HAS 12 WICKETS IN THE
MATCH!
This has been an absolutely astonishing match. Test cricket at its
absolute finest, for sure. (As well as some patches of utter rubbish
in England's first stint in the field.)
�3. And again!
I brought my radio in today, which I usually don't, and it was
probably the best decision I've made all month.
Let's
wallow some more:
Matthew Hoggard took seven wickets as England stormed to a stunning
victory over South Africa in Johannesburg.
He's on the radio now; he sounds quite pleased...
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2005-01-17 samwidge (zulu)
�1. Sloven-i-a!
It's the new sensation that's sweeping the beardy, sandal-wearing
parts of
the nation!
Slovenia has been voted `Favourite European Country?
at The Guardian, The Observer and the Guardian Unlimited Travel Awards
for 2004, an accolade that recognises the quality of the holidays
experienced by readers and the popularity of the country in the UK.
The 18th Annual Guardian & Observer Travel Awards took place in Rhodes
at a gala dinner on 10th May and Slovenia was awarded first place in
this very competitive category, ahead of perennial favourites such as
Iceland, Finland and Norway. This is the first time that an Adriatic
country has won, with a satisfaction rating of 95.5%.
The
rest
of the awards are here, but we warn you that it exhibits the
legendary smugness of the Grauniad reader in doses that may well be
toxic to those who haven't acquired resistance.
�2. Long King the King!
The king of Sweden! He is, you will surely boggle to hear, the king
of Sweden!
Kungen �r kung igen
The king is king again
Were he a prinsess instead, which he is not, we might have read the
story, which we have not.
�3. Historian Hobsbawm Huffs, Puffs
It is Eric "Hobby-horse" Hobsbawm and he'll blow
your house down!
This is an edited extract from a speech to the British Academy
Colloquium on Marxist historiography, first published in Le Monde
diplomatique.
Which was where we read it, and don't think we didn't; we are of
course achingly hip, and we are also more than somewhat partial to old
Hobby-horse.
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2005-01-17 10:28
The series continues with Norwegish kronprinsess
Mette-Marit:
Kronprinsesse Mette-Marit tente et lys i Oslo domkirke l�rdag under
s�rgegudstjenesten til minne om de omkomne i flodb�lgekatastrofen.
Kronprinsess Mette-Marit lit a candle in Ooshloo cathedral on Saturday
during a mourningservice in memory of those killed in the
tidalwavecatastrophe.
And a prinsess not really in black at all: it is the mysterious
prinsess Birgitte:
M�nga dr�mmer om att vara prinsessa.
Prinsessan Birgitta dr�mde om att bli sjukgymnast -
men fick inte.
Many dream of being a prinsess. Prinsess Birgitta dreamed of being a
physiotherapiste, but never did.
How come, you ask or enquire?
- Jag ville ju egentligen utbilda mig till sjukgymnast, men det
fick jag ju inte. F�r hovet, dom tyckte det var ol�mpligt.
I wanted of course in fact to train as a physiotherapiste, but I
didn't get the chance. The court thought it was inappropriate.
How times have changed! Norwegish prinsess M�rtha-Louise is in
fact trained as a physiotherapiste.
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2005-01-14 14:55
�1. Overture
Where's your momma gone
(Where's your momma gone)
Little baby gone
(Little baby gone)
Where's your momma gone
(Where's your momma gone)
Far far away
Chirpy
Chirpy Cheep Cheep, Middle Of The Road
�2.
A question or enquiry
Le constat est alarmant : au cours des quatre derni�res d�cennies, le
nombre des naissances en Allemagne a diminu� presque de moiti�. Pr�s
du tiers des femmes �g�es de 40 ans n'ont pas d'enfants. Mais quelles
sont les causes de ce ph�nom�ne ?
The observation is alarming: over the last four (4) decades, the
number of births in Germany has almost halved. More than a third of
40-year-old women have no children. But what are the causes of this
phenomenon?
�3. An observation
A survey shows most mothers' dreams of a natural birth end in hospital
shock despite the medical technology that exists today.
Three-quarters of 3,000 new mums said their labour was 'more painful
than they ever imagined'.
�4. A consequence
Le Financial Times de Londres fait le m�me constat. "Les sentiments
anti-immigration n'y changeront rien : le vieillissement de la
population europ�enne et le manque de main-d'oeuvre obligent la
Commission � revenir sur la question." D'apr�s le livre vert, le
nombre de travailleurs europ�ens pourrait diminuer de 20 millions
entre 2010 et 2030 si le taux d'immigration reste le m�me.
London's Financial Times makes the same remark. "Anti-immigration
sentiments won't change anything: the aging of the European population
and the lack of manpower oblige the Comission to reopen the question".
According to the green book, the European workforce could decline by
20 million between 2010 and 2030 if the levels of immigration stay the
same.
�5. Nous avons, nous m�me, un constat � faire!
Yoorp, old chum, if you won't make babies and you don't like
immigrants and your pensions are built on a generational pyramid
scheme then you're in trouble, isn't it?
Personally, we have never understood why persons continued to have
babies after it became optional, and we have always hoped our species
would join the giant panda in attaining extinction through apathy
rather than slaughter, so we're really not all that bothered.
But we don't really have much of anything against immigrants either,
so we are probably just too weird to take any notice of.
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2005-01-14 13:14
Old King Cole was a merry old soul,
And a merry old soul was he.
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl,
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Which is all very well, if, as is not apparently our case, the things
you call for come.
The convenience shop ("store") where I used to buy many pies and large
plastic bottles of Sunny Delite(TM) now sells neither.
I wish for some pie (it is a no-name "meat" pie for which I wish), and
I wish also for much britely colored quasi-citric liquid for its
downwashning, and my wishes are denied.
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2005-01-14 09:53
It is the Swindon Borough Council Multi-Faith
Calendar for 2005!
The Dowager Countess, who introduced us to this phenomenon, was
perplexed in advance that this year's edition was to be enhanced by
the inclusion also of atheists; she neglected to understand what major
atheist festivals would merit inclusion.
And so, of course, did we, with the proviso that we didn't, as we so
often don't, believe a word of it. It was and is, Google soon
revealed, Paganisme which is making its debut this year, with the mighty festival of
Imbolc scheduled for the second of February. (Lock up your goats, Varied Reader!)
I'm almost curious about paganisme: is it like Cornish, where dribs
and drabs of fossilised extinctnesses have been turned into a bizarre
kind of cultural zombie by persons you would do well to avoid being
cornered by at a party?
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2005-01-13 16:07
What, you have no doubt often mused or pondered, does Glasgow
psychologist and spokesperson for the British Psychological
Association Dr Jim White make of self-help books?
Well...:
And Glasgow psychologist Dr Jim White, a spokesman for the British
Psychological Society, added: "Self-help books can be really helpful
but it does depend who has written it."
"Some should be seen as just a bit of fun, whereas others can make a
real difference."
"Another problem is that the books are often not easy to understand,
they are written for Guardian readers, and problems are often more
common as you go further down the social scale."
A lucrative niche beckons, surely? Come 'Ere 'N' Say That!: Dr
Beardie's Guide to those Difficult Words, isn't it?
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2005-01-13 12:54
�1. Kronprinsessmary!
She is, like her father-in-law the Prinshenrik, so very patronising!
Kronprinsesse Mary har sagt ja til at v�re protektor for Copenhagen
International Fashion Fair, som er en af Europas st�rste
modemesser.
Kronprinsess Mary has agreed to be the patron of Copenhagen
International Fashionfair, which is Europe's largest fashionfair.
We're not, however, entirely convinced by her last
outfit, which appears to continue her soft-furnishnings theme.
�2. Kronprinsessmary igen!
"Kronprinsessmary likes fashion - and fashion likes Kronprinsessmary",
the above story goes on to add, and if you like fashion
and Kronprinsessmary, you'll love this prinsessuppdressning
Flash doll doodle a bookish correspondent offtipped us to.
�3. Huntnings and Paintnings!
It is all in a day's work for good old-fashioned cavepersons: why not
enjoy Tom Gauld's jolly Hunter and
Painter?
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2005-01-13 morning (zulu)
At least one (≥1) of our sisters has lived in Russophone territories
within or having once been within the Union of Soviet Socialiste
Republiques; in particular, Russia.
Part of the reason we never visited was the cash-flow difficulties
associated with the decade's-worth of rigorous training needed to
become, as I have, a certified Mad Scientiste, but another part, we
have been in the habit of freely admitting to questioners or
enquirers, is that we have no taste for third world countries.
We visit, for preference, only lands where democracy and the rule of
law prevail, but this is not "ethical tourisme", it is simple
paranoia.
But until
now we have never had an opportunity to formalise this such
arrangement:
Russia's parliament has given its initial backing to a visa bill that
could lead to a ban on foreign visitors showing "disrespect" to the
country.
Anyone found by a court to have offended Russian values, authorities
or symbols may be barred from entering but the bill does not define
such offenses.
Right, then. Russia is an uncivilised and possibly uncivilisable
dump! The "war" in Chechnya is a scandalous farrago! Wodka was
really invented in Polandland!
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2005-01-12 tea (zulu)
It is the Passport
to World Band Radio! ("World band" basically means "broadcast band of shortwave", as opposed
to the very thrilling utility/military/amateur bands.)
This would be indispensible to persons interested in the subject even
if it were poorly executed, which it is not. Reviews of receivers
("radios"), guides to stations (including addresses and websites),
programming in English or otherwise, and frequencies take most of the
guesswork out of finding the many somethings there are to be found in
the ether.
Plus it has all the charisma of a train timetable, and an article on
the history of radio in Thailand so boring that it may well cause your
eyeballs to leap from their sockets to avoid reading!
(NB: I've linked to Amazon.uk out of habit or custom, but I bought it
from the FDRUSA, which's zloty's plummetous decline makes this
cheaper, even with shipping, for really quite modest orders.)
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2005-01-12 samwidge (zulu)
�1. Have a nice flygluff, y'all
It is USA Today's uproundning of Yoorpean budget
airlines!
With a little planning, travelers can save money by using multiple carriers.
For example, a flier could book a trip from London to Rome on Ryanair,
from Rome to Berlin on Air Berlin and from Berlin to Paris on easyJet
- possibly for pocket change, depending on constantly changing fare
promotions.
Decent list of airlines, too.
�2. Around the world in 80 fabrications
It is Jules Verne, whose enthusiasm for Romania led to him visiting
the land no fewer than zero (0) times!
In acknowledgement, he is the focus of Radio Romania International's
current competition or
contest!
The grand prize consists of two trips of 7 days for one to Hunedoara
County (Western Romania). All is paid for, except for the visa and
travel expenses outside Romania. The trips are scheduled between the
15th and 22nd of April 2005, and include a sightseeing tour of the
main tourist, historical and cultural attractions of Hunedoara County.
Oh, those historical and cultural attractions! And trips for one (1),
too, which spares the lucky victor the unenviable uppchatning chore
associated with trips for two (2). ("Hey, gorgeous, fancy a trip to
the historical and cultural attractions of western Romania? I won
tickets in a competition hosted by Radio Romania International's
shortwave service! No, wait, come back!")
�3. Serbophile Online Shoppeurs, Rejoice!
All you ever needed or desired from Yugoslavia is now in one place !
Tous que vous avez besoin ou d�sir� de la Yugoslavie maintenant dans
un endroit !
That's the country now formally known as The Glorious Yugoslavian
Union of Serbia and Montenegro And No Montenegro Isn't Backing Away
Nervously It's Just The Camera Angle, and the place of which they
speak is Yu4you.com,
and why not?
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2005-01-12 10:52
There hasn't been a lot of fuss about the final
victory of the Good Guy in Ukrainia, of which we first heard on a
Russophone radio station, but we, for one, were delighted. The
Yoorovizhn Contest of Songs, after all, is to be held in Kiev or Kviv
in May, and now we can all go along and have a nice democratique
party!
But Vladimir "Putain" Putin has put the disappointment behind him and
is focussing on new projects:
Russian President Vladimir Putin has vetoed a bill banning the
drinking of beer in public, demanding amendments.
(- Boris, I have a new slogan for our campaign: "Putin: Doing it to
the people!"
- Don't you mean "for the people", sir?
- No, Boris, I don't.)
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2005-01-11 15:44
�1.
Why are so few Japanese books translated into the silly Engleesh, the
Japan Times asks or enquires:
Is this partly because, globally, the number of English-language
titles far exceeds the number of Japanese-language ones? Others might
attribute it to a low demand for Japanese books among overseas
readers.
Or is it simply because it's so, well . . . difficult to translate
Japanese literature accurately into English or other languages? This
is a view of the Japan Foundation, an organization for international
cultural exchange.
Yeah? Is Chinese literature better served? Arabic? Finnish?
Turkish? Even good-old Indo-European Lithuanian?
Don't make me come over there and test your hypothesis, Japan!
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�2. Let's share a nice readning, Bristle!
For the third year running, residents of Bristol have been invited to
participate in their very own city-wide reading group. Over the next
few weeks, 4,500 copies of The Siege, by Helen Dunmore, will be distributed to schools,
libraries and businesses, along with 6,000 free reading guides, as
part of the city's annual Great Reading Adventure.
It's still a pretty stupid idea in a city with no public transport to
speak of, if you ask me, and I don't really want to read about the
seige of St Leninsgrad. But I suppose I will.
�3. Speaking of public transport
It
is London's increasingly ramshackle Underground ("le sous-sol")!
And it turns out its shackles were always at least somewhat rammish:
Rivalries between companies meant that lines often duplicated one
another without providing proper interchanges (next time you change at
Hammersmith from the District to the Hammersmith and City line, curse
Victorian laissez-faire economics as you try to cross Hammersmith
Broadway); lack of capital meant that the lines were not built large
enough (this is why the underground shuts down at night; if London's
system had allowed for four tracks instead of two, like in New York,
the trains could run at night on some tracks while engineers worked on
others); delays are caused by timorous tube builders, who followed the
crooked line of streets when they could have tunnelled safely straight
under buildings, avoiding the need for slow running on
curves. Wolmar's book will tell you, too, why the Underground, like
black cabs, barely ventures south of the river.
It's been over a week since I remarked to you how much better Berlin's
public transport is, surely?
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2005-01-11 12:00
It is the Berlingske Tidende, a Danish 'bladet,
premasticated by the nice BBC
Yoorpean press review on the subject or topic of the recent
stormkaos in that such land:
The paper finds it "astounding" that "wealthy Denmark... still uses an
electricity grid based on highly vulnerable, 50-year-old overhead
cables".
"This is quite simply not good enough," it declares.
Det er ganske enkelt ikke godt nok, you see. I have
a feeling we will have occasion to reuse that such phrasening.
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2005-01-11 10:06
Blogger-in-exile Anna K is fond of Frenchy-French foodbladet Elle �
table; I am very fond of the Swedish langwidge; everyone likes
nice freebies.
A copy of Swedish foodbladet Elle � la carte, which merely sounds a
little Frenched up, arrived at my new flat yesterday, having been
redirected from my old flat, and even I, hardened curmudgeon that I
am, am not displeased by this.
We are especially pleased by an advert for is-cream which manages to
say on one page and with no subtitles:
Dulce de Leche.
Inspirirad av Argentina.
Let your tongue travel.
Even better, it's by H�agen-Dazs, the company whose name was famously
perpetrated out of strings of letters not occurring in any actual
langwidge. They are no our approved supplier of is-cream, of which
admittedly we consume on average no (0) litres per month.
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2005-01-10 bleurgh (UTC)
It is the wrong size, and I am also not keen on the colour.
Sadly, however, I seem to have mislaid the receipt
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2005-01-10 12:06
According to Lonely Planet, you can get on and off international
trains as often as you like with a single ticket, which would mean
that this itinerary:
Bristle - Budapest - Zagreb - Ljubljana - Trieste/Trst - Venice - Bristle
was four (4) countries all in one traintrip. (Plus two Easyjettnings,
of course.)
(There's also a Budapest - Bratislava - Prague - Berlin train, but
that can wait for another time.)
It'd be ever so grown-up to have everything booked well in advanced,
but I am after all no spring chicken...
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2005-01-10 09:29
�1. To Bulgarian Radio International
I am very fond of you, but please don't play Jethro Tull ever again.
�2. To Sveriges Radio
"Kidnappning"? You'll be hearing from our lawyers.
�3. To the weather
You may have flooded oop north, but all you've achieved in Bristle is
making me wet.
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