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2005-04-15 16:25
Nowadays it is not only my habit, it is also to my taste
- a malicious taste, perhaps? - no longer to write anything which does
not reduce to despair every sort of man who is "in a hurry." For
philology is that venerable art which demands of its votaries one
thing above all: to go aside, to take time, to become still, to become
slow - it is a goldsmith's art and connoisseurship of the word which
has nothing but delicate, cautious work to do and achieves nothing if
it does not achieve it lento. But for precisely this reason it is more
necessary than ever today, by precisely this means does it entice and
enchant us the most, in the midst of an age of "work," that is to say,
of hurry, of indecent and perspiring haste, which wants to "get
everything done" at once, including every old or new book: - this art
does not so easily get anything done, it teaches to read well, that is
to say, to read slowly, deeply, looking cautiously before and aft,
with reservations, with doors left open, with delicate eyes and
fingers... My patient friends, this book desires for itself only
perfect readers and philologists: learn to read me well!
[Laughing
Boy, of course]
We have always been good at fastreadning, but we are learning to read
slowly, and it is a lot of fun. We read our OU books very slowly
indeed, which is an exercise from which they (unlike us) often fail to
benefit.
Also, the OU's moderated Interweb forum has been an instructive
discipline for us, since it deprives us of the possibility of polemic.
Paul Rabinow: Why is it that you don't engage in polemics ?
Michel Foucault: I like discussions, and when I am asked
questions, I try to answer them. It's true that I don't like to get
involved in polemics. If I open a book and see that the author is
accusing an adversary of "infantile leftism" I shut it again right
away. That's not my way of doing things; I don't belong to the world
of people who do things that way. I insist on this difference as
something essential: a whole morality is at stake, the one that
concerns the search for truth and the relation to the other.
In our case it's more that the moderators wouldn't allow it, of
course, but the effects are much the same.
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2005-04-15 12:05
We had previously quite liked the queen of Danmark, even if she isn't
a prinsess, but we're having
second thoughts:
Queen Margrethe of Denmark has spoken out against
radical Islam and called on Muslim immigrants in the country to
improve their Danish language skills.
The queen, quoted in a new authorised biography, said people had to
take the "challenge" of Islam seriously.
"We have let this issue float around for too long, because we are
tolerant and rather lazy," she said.
[Our staunchly republican corresponding Danish, Birgitte is inclined otherwise than towards belief of this account at face value.]
Immigration to Yoorp has not been handled very successfully, but the
only thing the autochthonic Danishes can find to reproach themselves
for is that they were too "tolerant".
We think we would be interested in specialising in the sociology of
immigration: the conceptual framework currently employed in the media and
in the population at large are a disaster that is no longer waiting to
happen, and not just in Danmark.
Of course, our recent skirmish as Defender of the neo-Darwinian
synthesis has been a vair vair depressing reminder of the inequalities
of the struggle between reasoned argument and ingrained prejudice,
even without (as is mostly the case with evolution in Blighty) a
formidable political and media machine fighting with the Bad Guys, but
still.
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2005-04-15 10:34
Allons !
as they may or may not say somewhere in Abroad, where they speak Foreign.
Learning German and French in the UK is in terminal
decline, while businesses are being hampered by Britons' poor language
skills, research indicates.
So just why are we so bad at learning the lingo? And do Britons really
deserve their bad image abroad?
Well, yes, according to figures compiled by the European Union.
The Beeb has been getting better at linkage, of course, but they don't
link this, and "figures compiled by the EU" isn't quite enough even
for our Googliciousness.
Why "we" are so bad, of course, is mostly that we lucked into the
Lingua France, and much much less the insularity the Beeb has chosen
to mistake for the answer.
But Isabella Moore, director of the National Centre for Learning
Languages (Cilt) said times had changed. The world was getting
smaller.
"Today's economy is global and more and more jobs have an
international dimension. Unless our young people are equipped with the
skills they need for international communication in the 21st Century
we will be a poor player on the world stage," she said
Admit it, Beeboid, there's no such person as Isabella Moore: you
assembled "her" entirely out of buzzwords and catchphrases.
"Mama! Mama! Increasingly global world!"
They don't even manage to link the story from yesterday on
this subject:
UK businesses will be "severely hampered" because language skills are
falling behind those in other countries, a report warns.
The government's decision to make languages optional at GCSE in
England will make the problem worse, the House of Lords European Union
Committee said.
Irritatingly, nobody is listing German as a language of shortnesses,
and while Japanese and increasingly Chinese are cited, these aren't
and never have been widely taught in UK schools, and outside fairyland
they aren't going to be.
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2005-04-14 15:26
We are, of course, agog with excitement as Blighty prepares to elect a
general to start all its many wars for the next few years! The
tectonic plates of political inertia at these times lurches gloriously
and allows the lava of the national Will To Democracy to surge forth
unchecked!
Our coverage, however, will remain focussed on the traditional von
Bladet values of frivolity and sarcasme. Oh, hello
Killroy:
Euro MP Robert Kilroy-Silk has launched his Veritas
Party's manifesto with an attack on multi-culturalism imposed by
"liberal fascists in London".
The idea that everybody should respect each others' cultures was "nonsense", he said, adding that not all cultures were equal - some were "reprehensible".
Absolutely! We, for one, are delighted to condemn the culture of
xenophobic demagoguery of, for example, the wretched Krisply-Slime.
("Liberal fascistes", though! Would that all xenophobic
hate-mongering were so magnificently implosive!)
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2005-04-14 12:30
- Braise an ox
- Cut off the tail, discarding the rest
- Serve.
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2005-04-14 09:52
Distant cousins,
there's a limited supply
And we're done to the dozens,
And this is why:
....
Big-eyed beans from Venus!
[Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band, "Big-eyed beans from Venus"]
We sometimes wonder about the future supply of crazy French intellos
- some theoristes think that inability to meet the growing global
shortage of enigmatic Gallic ravings will be the cause of the next
generation of wars! - so we welcome la R�publique des id�es and
its many extravagant ambitions.
A notre sens, la critique sociale ne doit pas �tre
une posture, une critique par les sentiments, mais un travail de
connaissance. C'est ce que le marxisme avait de plus fort au XIXe
si�cle. En for�ant le trait, on pourrait dire que notre ambition est
d'�crire collectivement Le Capital du XXIe si�cle � ainsi qu'une
nouvelle D�mocratie en Am�rique.
For us, social criticism shouldn't be a posture, a criticism guided by
sentiment, but a work of knowledge. That was the strong point of 19th
century Marxisme. To put it bluntly, one could say that our ambition
is to collectively write the Capital of the 21st century - as
well as a new Democracy in America.
How can you neglect to love someone who claims that, despite the
proliferation of les think tanks,
Restait l'urgence de l'atelier intellectuel.
The urgent need remained of an intellectual studio.
Not us, for sure!
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2005-04-13 16:27
Our new module is taking a leisurely tour around the ideas of "the
natural and the social", with more than a hint of Latour in its
refusal to sanction their divorce.
The opening chapter on ideas of human nature through history, which of
course includes evolution, has flushed out some Young Earthers in the
online conference. Accordingly, I have signed up for the Unitarian
Jihad: you may now address me also as Brother Sabre of
Enlightenment.
I don't like creationisme. I like it, if anything, even less than the
Tories. It's post-modernisme at it's most contempibly decadent, as is
insufficiently often pointed out, in my zealous opinion.
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2005-04-13 12:17
�1.
We had three (3) computing officers in the department. One (1)
retired, one (1) has signed off sick for a couple of weeks and one (1)
works from home in another part of the country. There is no harm in
keeping your fingers crossed, isn't it?
�2.
The University's Department of Random Suits has advised us that any
breach of the University's non-partisan stance on politics in the run
up to the general election would be a breach of the terms of its
charitable status.
So I am informing you, purely in my private capacity as Holy Roman
Emperor, that I still loathe, detest and execrate the Tories.
More
"faith
schools"? It was a rubbish idea when Tony had it, and even he had
the sense to shelve it after 9-11. Who could resist the suspicion
that the Tories would very much like a band of Jesusy creationistes
and other such nutjobs to do their vile bidding, FDRUSA-style? Not
us, for sure.
�3.
The students are still away, hoorah!
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2005-04-13 09:36
It is Bulgaria and even Romania, and they're coming
aboard the merry
bandwagon of the Yoorpean Union!
The European parliament is expected to approve the admission of
Bulgaria and Romania to the European Union on Wednesday. The decision
will pave the way for the signing of an accession treaty later this
month. Both countries are set to join the EU in 2007.
The EU can delay things for a whole year if its terms and
conditions aren't met in full. This was, you will appreciate, a
negociating strategy they subsequently adjusted for the benefit of
Croatia and especially Turkey.
Bulgaria is getting quite popular as a holiday home destination: even
we could afford to buy property there, and there are the many
Black Sea beaches, and who knows what yummy local delicacies to
savour.
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2005-04-12 15:10
With Sir Jamie Oliver having rescued the nation's childrens from Bad
School Food, the spotlight inexorably turns, in at least one Beeboid
head, to
grownups:
Under the orange glow of heat lamps an over-thick pizza crust slowly
takes on a biscuit-like crunch, its tinned tomato and processed cheese
topping blackening as the hours pass by.
Nearby, a vat of baked beans softens to a porridgy mush, the intended
chip and sausage companions lie in serving trays, sweating in their
own fatty oils.
Fatty oils? Those are the very worst kind!
We ate two (2) sossages, egg and chips for lunch every working day for
the first half of our master's degree. Then we decided to become
vegetarian in a foolish quest for diversity. (The great thing, for
us, about being vegetarian in Britain is that we still never had to
make a decision - there was always a single vegetarian option, and we
always had that.)
Then Norway cured us of further interest in vegetarianisme, since we
did not wish to starve, and the university staff canteen, which is
both bad and expensive, convinced us to stick with samwidges from the
deli in the sports hall. (At the risk, sadly, being exposed to the
dangers of passive exercising, but we have our legal team working on
that.)
The downside of this such r�g�me of samwidge consumption, however, is
that we have started to pine for things varied and substantial and
above all hot for our dinner, so at the weekend we acquired a slow
cooker - a cooker, which is to say, of slowness! - and we have been
perpetrating such things as turkey drumstick au vin and knuckle
of pork and yellow peas. We're thinking of �rtesoppa med
fl�sk on torsday, like we always did when we were growing
up in Sweden, too.
If you're really bad, Varied Reader, we might even start posting
r�cip�s!
(We have more than half an eye on this,
and the pigs for miles and miles around are justly nervous. But why
won't anyone sell us some yummy Sauerkraut?)
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2005-04-12 11:49
It is just us ("Are it just we") or was Ronald Reagan's posthumous
tenure as Single-Handed Toppler of Communisme unusually short?
(I toppled communisme single-handedly, of course, and so did my future
wife. But we grow tired of hearing that Marxisme was refuted in
1989.)
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2005-04-12 09:40
We are of course a Reform Nihiliste: we don't believe in anything,
but we're not dogmatic about it.
We note in passing that we are in the habit, with good reason, of not
asking other persons what if anything they believe. It never improves
our mood when we find out.
(Why yes, we did have a tutorial last night, how did you guess?)
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2005-04-11 14:32
�1. Readable
books in Foreign
Good advice on how to pick them. Which we generally neglect to
follow, with hilarious consequences.
We have had the most success with trashbladets and Donald Duck comics
and erudite books on the history of ideas, of course.
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�2. Everybody loves foopball!
We certainly do:
Du kan ocks� vara med och ta st�llning genom att k�pa v�rt
kampanjarmband "�lska fotboll".
You can also join in and show your support through buying our campaign
armband "love foopball".
Except we can't, for lack of anyone to sell us one. Otherwise we
certainly would, and we would wear it proudly with our "What would
Giblets do?" bracelet.
�3. We think you'll be amused by his presumption.
It is the seriously-ill Prince Ernst August of Hanover:
He is the head of the house of Hanover which ruled the UK from 1714 to
1901, but by marrying Caroline - a Catholic - he removed himself from
the line of succession to the British throne.
However, he remains the pretender to the throne of Hanover, which was
an independent kingdom until 1866.
We pretenders to absent thrones have to stick together, isn't it? Get
well, you silly prins!
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2005-04-11 11:35
�1. Hands off, puny humans!
Astronomers
have discovered a loop-like structure some 20 light-years across
close to the centre of the Milky Way.
And the team that found it believes the vast, bizarre structure could
be some form of cosmic particle accelerator.
It is. It is our glorious interstellar particle accelerator.
If you puny earthlings want one, you can jolly well get your own!
�2. Earthquake in Tokyo; no
prinsesses injured
Kronprinsessan Victoria befann sig fortfarande i Tokyo n�r ett
jordskalv skakade staden.
Skalvet som m�tte 6,1 p� Richterskalan drabbade staden strax efter
klockan sju p� m�ndagsmorgonen lokal tid.
Kronprinsess Victoria found herself still in Tokyo when an earthquake
shook the city.
The 'quake, which measured 6.1 on the Richter scale, struck on Monday
morning, shortly after 7 o'clock local time.
Is 6.1 a lot? By Tokyo standards? We have no idea.
�3. Prinsess
in Pink, slightly Principled
- Jag �r ingen reklampelare f�r enskilda f�retag, sa hon irriterat.
"I am no advertpillar for individual companies", she said irritatedly.
Bad Volvo! No reklamkupp!
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2005-04-11 09:55
(I know what you're thinking, Varied Reader, but I am in fact writing
this on the laptop at home on Sunday, so order and harmony are
undisturbed.)
It is Why Read Marx Today? by Jonathan Wolff. Which strikes us
as an odd question, given that we occasionally claim to be a Marxiste,
but Wolff is concerned to attempt a neo-scholastic rehabilitation of
Marx or some bits thereof. Which is actually, to our mind, not less
odd. Especially since neo-scholastics like Wolff have a slightly odd
take on the history of philosophy:
[W]e value the works of the greatest philosophers for their power,
rigour, depth, inventiveness, insight, originality, systematic vision,
and, no doubt, other virtues too. Truth, or at least the whole truth
and nothing but, seems way down the list. Now, we have to be careful
here. The works of the great philosophers could have been created
only if their authors passionately believed that they had just
discovered the truth, or were on the verge of doing so. Single-minded
pursuit of the truth is at the centre of all great philosophy. Yet
the value of the resulting work does not depend on its actually having
achieved this goal. To put it bluntly there are more interesting
things than truth. Understood this way, Marx's works are as alive as
anyone.
Remember when the "Derridean" Anglo-Continentalistes were accused of
wanting to replace philosophy with literary criticisme? Here we have
instead a desire to reduce the history of philosophy to the kind of
waftily impressionistic literary appreciation of Quiller-Couch et
al. (Oh, the sublimity!)
From its foundation by Russell and Frege, the neo-scholastic school
has tended to be militantly ahistorical, as a necessary condition of
its ideology of scientisme; while it is to Wolff's credit that he
can't buy into this whole-heartedly, his suggested solution is by no
means equal to the problem.
Overall his book is not, within the narrow compass of its ambitions,
by any means a bad one, and he debunks several of the more widespread
misunderstandings of Marx and Marxisme. But every once in a while he
does just drop the ball. For example, in summarising Marx's early
writings, which set out from the point reached by Feuerbach's critique
of religion, he says of the theistic perspective that:
It is a constant source of wonderment to me that intelligent, educated
people can bring themselves to believe any of this.
Which is presumably honest, if nothing else, and Lord knows it is
nothing else. One and the same Wolff, apparently, is both reduced to
bewilderment by the v�rlds�sk�dning ("Weltanschauung") of the
majority of educated persons throughout recorded Western history and a
fervent advocate of reading the Great Philosophers for their "depth"
and "insight".
We should probably say again that we like and admire much of this
book, narrow and occasionally silly though it is. It's just that
neo-scholastics have a habit of getting on our Imperial tits more than
somewhat, and Wolff certainly proves to be other than exceptional in
this respect.
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