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2003-03-28 14:00 (UTC)

It's Interational Liquorice Day!

I have decided, and that is final.

Via Maus, here's an online shop apparently specifically tailored for the liquorice- (or "drop")-starved members of the Anglophone Dutch diaspora. (Have I ever mentioned that I *heart* the InterWebNet? I do, I do!)

Don't miss the historical background, where we learn that:

Warriors used it for its ability to quench thirst while on the march, while others (including Brahma and venerable Chinese Buddhist sages), recognized Licorice's valuable healing properties.

When I was a kid, we used to buy liquorice wheels (which they stock) with what we called bobbly sweets in the centre. They call the latter "Zaanse licorice of the Dutch windmill area" and sell them separately, the heretics. But in any case I am not a child, and I have put away childish things. Instead, have I of course ordered some yummy "Briketten double salted" (not quite as salty as regular double salted, faintheart that I am) and some pithy (so to speak) "Licorice herrings", which are blurbed thuswisely:

Licorice herrings are of a special body. Pithy, so to speak. Directly from the North Sea. It's a salty kind of licorice in the shape of a fish. A newcomer with character.

Oh, yes. Beware, Swedish classmates, for I swear that your laughably unliquorish "choklad" shall be avenged! (Although even I wouldn't be keen to try the new Festis liquorice and lemon drink of which Birgitte speaks; there are limits, and that clearly transgresses them).

HEALTH WARNING:

But remember, kids: in moderation only, and watch those blood potassium levels!

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2003-03-28 12:18

Too much liquorice? All sorts of trauma!

This page tops Google's search results for "saltlakrits", yum yum, which we rarely get in Swedish class anymore. People pass around chocolate instead, of which I disdain to partake. But delicious as liquorice is, even unsalted, it must sadly be classed as one of those good things of which you can have too much. A English woman has become paralysed as a result of overindulging, says Aftonbladet today:

Den 56-�riga kvinnan i York-shire, Storbritannien, �t 200 gram lakrits varje dag eftersom hon trodde att det skulle hj�lpa mot hennes f�rstoppning.
N�r hon f�rdes till sjukhus var niv�erna av potassium i blodet mycket l�ga, en bieffekt av att �ta f�r mycket lakrits.

[The 56 year old woman from York-shire [smirk], Storbritannien, ate 8 oz. [sigh] of liquorice every dag, since she believd that it would help with her constipation.
When she was taken to hospital, the levels of potassium in her blood were very low, a side-effect of eating too much liquorice.

It is, of course, the glyhyrizzicsyra (?????oxide?) that does the damage. But a quick potassium supplement later, and she's right as rain. But what is this mysterious "britisk variant av lakrits" which is made by Haribo? (I thought they were Dutch, but their website is quite startlingly polyglot - 18 different flags greet you. Den er go'!, as they say in both Danish and Norwegian.)

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2003-03-27 13:27 (UTC)

Currently Reading

Alex Martelli's newly-released Python in a Nutshell looks slimmer than its 654 pages, but it seems to have more information, more coherently (and concisely) presented than any comparable resource.

Programming in Python is much of what I do when I'm not in exciting meetings, so this is all very good news for me. In fact, I'm planning to spend a big chunk of the afternoon just sitting here reading it.

Gratuitous metaclass hacking, here I come!

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2003-03-27 10:30 (UTC)

France strikes back

Boycotting French fries? Two can play at that game! Today's Lib�ration article:

Au McDonald's de Strasbourg-Saint-Denis, � Paris, la gr�ve pour d�fendre les conditions de travail a commenc� presque en m�me temps que le conflit. Du coup, le combat des salari�s a pris des accents anti-guerre et le restaurant occup� est devenu le d�versoir de l'antiam�ricanisme. �Quand tu bouffes chez McDo ou Pizza Hut (dont l'�tablissement voisin est aussi en gr�ve), tu finances la guerre�, dit un autocollant.

[At the McDonald's on Strasbourg-Saint-Denis in Paris, a strike about working conditions began almost at the same time as the conflict. As a result, the employee's struggle has acquired an anti-war slant and the busy restaurant has become a hotbed of anti-Americanism. "When you eat at Mickey-D's or Pizza Hut (the nearby branch of which is also affected by a strike) you finance the war," says a sticker.

C'mon, this is entertainment, is it not? Lo sciopero (the strike) features heavily in Italian instruction materials, also, where it sometimes seems to be the local replacement for the Anglophone obsession with talking about the weather. (And can I just mention how unseasonably warm it has been here lately? Thank you.)

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2003-03-26 13:59 (UTC)

Il mondo � bello perch� � vario

[The world is beautiful because it is varied - Italian proverb]

Unlike Desbladet, which has a single-minded inflexibility that our marketing people prefer to call "focussed". With war, prinsessor, and foreign media all high on the agenda, what could be better than a foreign newspaper reporting the cancellation of Kronprinsess Vickan's trip to the US as a result of the troubled world situation?

- Kronprinsessan och hennes familj k�nner att hon ska vara hemma med tanke p� v�rldsl�get, s�ger Elisabeth Tarras-Wahlberg.

[ "With the world situation in mind, the Kronprinsess and her family feel that she should stay at home," says Elisabeth Tarras-Wahlberg [the celebrated Court spokesperson - des].]

I don't think I'd want to be flying to New York if photographs of me with my face all camouflaged up while training with a militia associated with a foreign power not included in the Coalition of the Obedient had just recently been splashed over the cream of Yoorp's skvallerbladets, would you?

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2003-03-26 12:57

American dissent: the view from Old Yoorp.

Torill asks about bloggers reporting American protests about the war, to complement the rather one-sided coverage of the globally influential CNN.

I don't have any, sadly; I follow French media coverage instead. The Nouvel Obs has a master page of their photographic coverage with Googlefish-style autotranslation.

They've got Showed them in the United States (1500 demonstrators arrested in various protests) and The demonstrations against the war in the USA (focussing on the Chicago protests), and they're covering the demonstrations world-wide on a daily basis.

It's not blogging, and it's not just America, but it's in English and it's not shy about registering American dissent.

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2003-03-25 17:57 (UTC)

That's Geneva, Idaho, right?

A timely Guardian story reminds us just how much concern the American administration had been paying to human rights when it wasn't Their Boys that were on the wrong end of abuses thereof.

While Lib�ration reports on our Tony's success in broadening at least one international coalition:

Des manifestants br�lent le drapeau anglais, mardi � Damas. Des milliers de jeunes Syriens marchent dans les rues de leur capitale, demandant l'arr�t de l'offensive am�rcaine contre l'Irak leur voisin et ancien ennemi.

[Demonstrators burning the Union Flag [the English flag is the cross of St George, silly French persons, not that I care for it much myself - des], Tuesday. Thousands of young Syrians marched in the streets of the capital, asking for an end to the American offensive against their neighbour and old enemy Iraq.]

Well done, Tony!

[Guardian link via Little Red Boat]

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2003-03-25 13:17

Internationalise me!

I owe to fr.sci.linguistique the information that Courrier International has a Hors S�rie issue out on the theme of "A la decouverte des 6 700 langues de la plan�te" (Discover the world's 6700 languages).

Only an editorial teaser is online - they cheerfully announce that it is �actuellement disponsible en kiosque� for 6.50 EUR, but this is not likely to be true of kiosks to which I have access (Courier International was ruled out of the Economist-replacing hebdo sweep because I couldn't find it for sale), and I simply must have this thing.

So far as I can tell the new Borders doesn't do Forrin magazines; I shall have to see if I can change their policy by whining at them.

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2003-03-25 09:49 (UTC)

In the Belgian Appalachians they still speaks them the Shakespeherian Dutch.

From the Lib�ration's Dutch-language literature round-up:

Les Flamands utilisent des mots qui sonnent un peu archa�que de l'autre c�t� de la fronti�re. �La langue parl�e en Flandres est plus m�lodieuse, plus pure, presque m�di�vale. Les N�erlandais trouvent �a � la fois charmant et amusant�, explique la critique litt�raire Margot Dijkgraaf.

The Flemings use words which sound a bit archaic on the other side of the border. "The language spoken in Flanders is more melodious, purer, almost medieval. The Dutch find it charming and amusing at the same time," explains the literary critic Margot Dijkgraaf.

"Go stick your head in a pig," retorts the exasperated blogger Des von Bladet.

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2003-03-24 15:20

Plankton-Eating Assassin Monkeys are us!

We are very much not all about the meme-age, hos von Bladet, but this one made us laugh. Ho ho! we chortled merrily, ho and again ho!

des
is a
Plankton-Eating Assassin Monkey


...with a Battle Rating of 5.6



To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat des, enter your name:

des is a Plankton-Eating Assassin Monkey with a Battle Rating of 5.6.

And besides, I still feel more than a bit the worse for wornness.

[via Bluejoh]

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2003-03-24 10:37 (UTC)

Make wedding plans, not war! (That means you, Denmark.)

Sigh. Denmark, isn't it? I have a hangover about the size of Denmark today, so I'm not really up to grocking this story in fullness. The news is that there is no news on the details of the universally anticipated nuptuation of His Kronprinsness, Fred, of Denmark, and his Australian de facto fianc�e the belovely Knudella (n�e Mary). This has been the case for a very long time, of course, and possible newspaperly angularities have been in a state of faminitude for quite some time and I suspect this is but further barrel scrapage.

Det er nemlig ikke l�ngere nok at f�lge med i de seneste royale nyheder i ugebladene. Man vil vide noget helt for sig selv.

It is namely no longer enough to follow the latest royal news in weekly magazines. One wants to know something entirely for oneself.

Meanwhile Denmark has declared war on Iraq. Here's BT's original announcement which I'm not in the mood to translate, just now.

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