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2005-07-29 15:50
The prinsess can still go
to the sun.
Fr�n partydrottning till solprinsessa.
Efter sina festn�tter
kopplar prinsessan Madeleine nu av vid kungafamiljens
medelhavsvilla.
From partyqueen to sunprinsess. After partying all night,
prinsess Madeleine relaxes at the royal family's Mediterranean villa.
Rather her than us, for sure. But apart from the diligently
cultivated patina of exclusivity, isn't a holiday full of discos and
beaches a bit, well, naff?
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2005-07-29 13:00
�1. How's the weather, Hans?
Nicht
so gut!
Heute das schwerste Unwetter des Jahres?
Today the worstest Storm of the Year?
�2. Belgian tourisme is down, too
Les h�tels bruxellois s'attendent � une mauvaise saison
estivale. Depuis le d�but de la saison, le taux moyen d'occupation
n'atteint pas les 50%. Le mois de juillet n'a pas non plus �t�
exceptionnel � la C�te.
Brussels hotels are expecting a bad holiday season. Since the start
of the season the occupancy levels haven't reached 50%. The month of
July wasn't great at the coast, either.
�3. Er sommaren
over?, muses a forlorn VG.
�4. Efter
regn kommer sol ("After the rain comes sun"), counter the eternal
optimistes at Aftonbladet.
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2005-07-29 09:55
Two great tastes that taste especially great together, isn't it?
First, beer:
Students from the Information Technology University in Copenhagen are
trying to help by releasing what they are calling the world's first
open source beer recipe.
It is called Vores Oel [�l, surely?], or Our Beer, and the recipe is
proving to be a worldwide hit.
The idea behind the beer comes from open source software. This is
software whose code is made publicly available for anyone to change
and improve, provided that those changes and improvements are then
shared in turn.
No, Beeboid, that is mostly the characteristic of the GNU GPL.
There are lots of other less restrictivelicenses that qualify as "open source".
Anyway, now some nice tact:
An Italian beach etiquette guide that advises against topless bathing
and consumingbeer on beaches has provoked a backlash from German
holidaymakers and the newspaper Das Bild.
The guide has been issued by the Italian Union of Bathing
Establishments (SIB). It consists of a series of "suggestions" for
good behaviour on beaches, some of which critics allege are targeted
at northern European holiday habits. As well as nudity and drinking,
the tourists' habit of hanging clothes from seaside umbrellas is also
frowned upon.
German touristes, isn't it? Is there no one who loves them?
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2005-07-28 15:23
A colleague is retiring; we now have our very own copy of MacIntyre
and White's German-English Mathematical Vocabulary; the German
word for the day is Partialbruchzerlegung (f) ("decomposition
into partial fractions").
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2005-07-28 12:35
Paris's Latin Quarter, now with Latin
subtitles:
Tourists are having more trouble than they might finding their way
around Paris this summer. In the capital's bustling Latin Quarter, an
unidentified prankster has been pasting convincing translations over
street signs in, rather appropriately, Latin.
What hilarious literalmindedness! But why?
The Latin Quarter originally took its name from university students
who used Latin as their spoken language. In one breakaway church in
the area - St Nicholas-du-Chardonnet, traditionalist Catholics are
still able to hear mass in Latin. One theory is that the spoof street
signs have been put up by militant Latinists from this church.
We're not sure whether we approve or disapprove of Latin: our Holy
Empire is after all the Roman one, but our deadly rival the Pope and
his shadowy network of priests and other ne'er-do-wells are noted
Latinistes. We are quite sure we disapprove of vandalising nice
street signs though; desist at once, pranksters!
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2005-07-28 09:54
There are no currently
active Donald Duck comicses in Far�ese.
But there is a nice Far�ese
bookshop, and they do ship abroad. Tell them Birgitte sent you.
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2005-07-27 16:12
It is
fee-charging cash machines ("ATMs"), which are the bane of our life in
a newly gentrifying area not yet sanitised enough for banks. (We do
have plenty of off-licenses, betting shops and takeaway food, though.)
[A Treasury Select] committee expressed concern that
fee-charging machines tended to be located in poorer areas of the UK,
often in places where traditional High Street banks have left.
According to the Association for Payment Clearing Services (Apacs),
more than four out of 10 UK cash machines are now operated by
independent firms, nearly all of which charge a fee for withdrawals.
But in its response to the committee's report, the government said
that the vast majority of fee-charging ATMs were in locations where
there had never been a free cash machine.
We, for one, would like to know how this fits in with the closure of
many post office branches and the corresponding increase (we imagine)
of payment of benefits to bank accounts. We think we'll ask our
LibDem MP
about this.
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2005-07-27 11:36
And double
bah! The hated Reds of Liverpool thwarted some nice Lithuanians
in the League of Champions (first, admittedly, leg):
Liverpool came from behind to beat Kaunas in the Champions League
second round qualifier first leg.
And triple bah that we didn't know it was happening.
And bah to the fourth power for this:
Italian club Genoa have been demoted from Serie A to the third
division after the Italian Football League investigated claims of
match-fixing.
And to the fifth that we couldn't even find the story on Google news.
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2005-07-27 10:03
Not Tony
"Baloney" Blair:
"September 11 for me was a wake-up call - a lot of the world woke up
for a short time, then turned over and went back to sleep again", he
says.
In the crazy post-causal world of Blair's insomnia, invading Iraq was
and has remained an imporant part of the War on Terrrr. Have a nap,
Mr Blair! You're just showing off because you're tired.
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2005-07-27 23:12
Thought for the day
In the social sciences there are always several possible answers, so it matters little what answer you plump for - it is the quality of your justification that matters.
[DD100 Workbook 4, Bob Kelly]
From now on, we resolve that our answer will be "Belgium, man! Belgium!". Exactly why, though, will probably depend - at least in part - on the question.
(We're not complaining, for once; we're exulting! This is precisely why we like the social sciences!)
2005-07-26 16:50
Thoughtcrime is bad! Persons are or may be thinking bad thoughts! We
must lock
'em up without delay!
Under discussion are proposals to outlaw ``indirect incitement'' of
terrorism, including praising those who carry out attacks, to counter
extremist Islamist clerics accused of radicalizing disaffected Muslim
youth in Britain.
Charles "Proper Charlie" Kennedy, leader of the only party with any
respect for civil liberties, the politically negligible
LibDems, what do you make of all that?
``We have to make sure that we go about this in a measured way and
that we don't surrender basic civil liberties,'' Kennedy said.
Arf! Sit-up and beg, Charly-boy! Say "Sossages"!
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2005-07-26 13:09
Thanks to our very excellent guests, we now have new Donald Duck
comics in Danish, Norwegish, Wiking ("Icelandic") and Swedish. Better
yet, the new Swedish Pocket is a clone of a Jumbobog we
previously had in Danish, thus establishing that:
- Danmark is ahead. (Danishes tempted to celebrate this priority are
reminded that Danmark is closer to Germany, which we suspect of being
the HQ of Germanic Duckage.)
- The captions are translated other than by a Perl script
("computer program"), which would be how we would be tempted to do
it;
- Norwegish is straightforward for us to read;
- Danish isn't;
- Wiking you can forget about. Silly Wikings!
Since there probably aren't Yiddish Duck comics, we are left with only
Faroese and Dutch editions to accumulate for a full set of those
issued in our Imperial Germanic Domains, and we certainly have a plan
for the Netherlands. (Thus: Go there; claim the territory for our
glorious Empire; buy comics. Not necessarily in that order.)
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2005-07-26 10:22
We have all the time in the world,
Time enough for life to unfold
All the precious things love has in store.
We have all the love in the world.
If that's all we have, you will find
We need nothing more.
[John Barry/Hal David]
Well, not quite all the tact. But there's a six-(6)-pack of
beer at stake now, which is probably more than the island itself is
worth:
Den danske regering protesterer til regeringen i Ottawa, fordi den
canadiske forsvarsminister har bes�gt den omstridte Hans � nord for
Gr�nland. Canadas ambassad�r forsvarer bes�get. Dansk Folkeparti
kalder sagen pinlig.
The Danish government is protesting to the government [of an
unspecified country, believed to be Canananada] in Ottawa, because the
Canananadian defence minister has visited the disputed Hans Island
north of Gr�nland. Canananada's ambassador is defending the visit.
The Danish [Nasty] "Folk"party said [something it is beneath us to
report].
You should certainly, our occasionally Danish correspondent Birgitte
wishes to remark, contemplate the foto in this article.
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2005-07-25 15:22
During a recent jolly game of "Guess the G8 member-states" it was, to
no one's particular surprise, Cananananada that didn't get
remembered.
In what we are currently treating as a desparate attempt to raise its
international profile, the alleged country is apparently attempting to
provoke a Falklands-style war with Danmark:
Denmark says it will send a protest letter to Canada over a cabinet
minister's visit to an Arctic island off northwestern Greenland, which
is claimed by both countries.
Canadian Defence Minister Bill Graham set foot on the
1.3-square-kilometre Hans Island last week, saying Canada has always
regarded it as Canadian territory.
Denmark also claims the island, which is roughly 1,100 kilometres
south of the North Pole.
We claim the island, and so does our wife! In any case, with
substantial parts of Danmark's military currently busy bringing Peace
and Democracy(TM) to Iraq, Canananada might even be in with a chance,
but sadly we can't find any odds at online bookmakers.
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2005-07-25 12:58
Genoa - our Italian cricket and foopball club of choice - is in the
dock on charges of match-fixning:
The Serie A future of Genoa has been cast in doubt following charges
which were brought before the club and relegated Serie B side
Venezia.
It has been suggested that a sports trial will hear the case on July
26, with both clubs to protest their innocence.
A guilty finding would be likely to force the demotion of Genoa back
to Serie B, only a matter of days after Torino and Messina lost their
places in Italian football's top flight for insecure finances.
Turin ("Torino"), Messina and Genoa were the three (3) teams promoted,
and it could yet be that none (0) of them makes the line-up for the
forthcoming Serie A season.We shoulda oughta known that nothing in
Italia is quite as simple as it seems, isn't it?
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2005-07-25 11:31
We (us and the McMootses) went to some nice
cricket:
Gloucestershire, having lost Philip Weston first ball, recovered
through Craig Spearman's 20-ball 31, and Matt Windows's more
restrained 31, but having been usefully placed at 104 for three after
16 overs, their innings declined rapidly through a succession of
reckless strokes.
It did, it did! But the Torygraph neglects to mention the Clifton sossage company's
sponsorship of the big six (6) competition, which we assume Spearman
won.
Shame about the rain, though but.
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2005-07-25 20:02
Internet dejtning, slightly Swedish
It's the new sensation that's sweeping the nation!
Fr�n sk�mmigt till folkligt. N�tdejting �r en snabbv�xande industri och i Sverige oms�tter branschen minst 100 miljoner kronor. Varannan svensk singel letar efter k�rleken p� internet.
From shameful to popular. Netdatening is a fast growing industry and in Sweden the business is worth 100 miljon kronors (about 10,593,067�). One (1) in two (2) Swedish single is looking for love on the Internet.
Those Swedishes, isn't it? We prefer to focus on the admirable increase of liquidity in the k�rlek market rather than make many hilarious jokes about their unwillinngness to, like, talk to each other. We like, after all, a bit of liquidity ourselves.
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