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2005-09-23 15:08

The poverty of popperism

It is Karl "Poverty" Popper on the dialectic!

In section 17 of his 1961 "addenda" to The Open Society, entitled "Facts, Standards, and Truth: A Further Criticism of Relativism," Popper refused to moderate his criticism of the Hegelian dialectic, arguing that it "played a major role in the downfall of the liberal movement in Germany, ... by contributing to historicism and to an identification of might and right, encouraged totalitarian modes of thought. ... [and] undermined and eventually lowered the traditional standards of intellectual responsibility and honesty" (The Open Society and Its Enemies, 5th rev. ed., vol. 2 [Princeton: Princeton University Press, 1966], p. 395).

We find this more than somewhat baffling. Popper's philosophy of science may not be at all sensible but it is certainly fastidious. When it comes, however, random assertions about the causal relations between metaphysics and social upheaval are apparently not just fine or dandy but fine and dandy. Who knew?

Does Popper pretend to have an actual theory of historiography that we could point at and (presumably) laugh, or does this such stuff really have no visible means of support?

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2005-09-23 13:08

Mediumlobsterwriteincampaign, slightly prospective

It is silly Prospect's silly poll of top "intellectuals". We're not on it, which is absurd, but neither is the Medium Lobster, which is inconceivable.

We demand that our Varied Reader corrects one of these omissions via their silly "bonus ball" field.

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2005-09-23 10:42

Norwegish national mythologies - a debunkning

It is Dag Herbj�rnsrud og Stian Bromark!

Vi tar stolt p� oss vikinghjelmen n�r vi skal p� landskamp, vi l�rer barna v�re de norske folkeeventyrene, og er stolt over at vi har en historie uten norsk slavehandel. Men det ene identitetssymbolet etter det andre, ja selve den norske historiefortellingen, er preget av forfalskning, hevder forfatterne bak boka �Norge - et lite stykke verdenshistorie�, Dag Herbj�rnsrud og Stian Bromark.

We proudly wear viking helmets when we go to national competitions(?), we teach our children Norwegish folktales, and are proud that we have a history without a Norwegish slavetrade. But this series of one identity symbol after another, even the Norwegish history telling, is marked by fraud, claim the authors of the book Norway - a little piece of world history, Dag Herbj�rnsrud and Stian Bromark.

We're tempted to acquire such an excellent book, for sure.

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2005-09-22 16:43

Why I am so very frugal: samwidges

We've taken to making our own samwidges. This is cheaper, for sure, but more importantly it means that we don't have to put up with our ex-samwidge shops born-again tomato evangelisme.

They used to have lots of nice samwidges without tomatoes, but then someone senior appears to have decided that a good samwidge without tomato would be an even better samwidge with tomato, and surely there can't really be persons who rather be without.

Since we are just such a person, we needed an exit strategy with all due haste, and it turns out that samwidges are really not 2.95 GBP's worth of difficult to manufacture - it is really just a question of bread and butter and something in between. Who knew?!

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2005-09-22 12:39

Sm�rg�spost

�1. Un peu de tacte

It is Giscard d'Estaing!

Former French President Valery Giscard d'Estaing has criticised the UK for achieving "very little" so far in its presidency of the European Union.

�2. Langsam gesprochene Nachrichten

("Slowly gespoken news")

It does exactly what it says on the tin! (In, which is a bonus, mp3 format.)

�3. Do try to keep up!

("Quickly spoken news")

It is Wereldomroep's latest nieuws, in mp3 but at full speed.

Deutsche Welle is endearingly convinced that everyone wants to learn German really; Radio Nederland seems to be entirely certain that if you needed to know Dutch you already would. (Does Belgium have Dutch courses for the obdurately Francophone? That would totally rock, for sure!)

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2005-09-22 10:24

Royalweddnings, their absence

It is kronprinsess Vickan and her wedding plans, which she doesn't have:

Victoria har vid flera tillf�llen diskuterat sin f�rlovning med kungaparet som b�da har gjort tummen upp. Men �ven om bandet �r starkt mellan paret tror v�nkretsen att ett br�llop dr�jer.
- Victoria har f�r m�nga j�rn i elden just nu. Jag tror helt enkelt att hon inte har tid att gifta sig, inte till sommaren i alla fall, s�ger en av v�nnerna.

Victoria has on several occasions discussed her engagement with the king and queen who both have given it the thumbs up. But even if the bond is strong between the pair the prinsesses friends think that a wedding is a long way off.
"Victoria has too many irons in the fire just now. I think she simply doesn't have time to get married, not till the sommar in any case", said one of her friends.

Her friends, it seems to us, are not quite the full shilling: it is surely obvious to pretty much everyone else that the logistics of a kronprinsessly royal wedding would be slightly non-trivial, and that the inevitable procession through streets thronged with flag-waving throngs of jubilant subjects are probably just slightly more convenient in the Zwedish sommar than the sn�-covered Zwedish non-sommar.

Is anyone doing odds? We'd gladly put some kronors on next sommar, for sure.

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2005-09-21 15:09

Belgian, man! Belgian!

We are very proud indeed to be Belgian (and we're not even Belgian!); how about you?

Huit personnes sur dix sont fi�res d'�tre belges. Elles voient la belgitude avant tout comme un trait d'union entre les diff�rentes communaut�s du royaume. C'est en tout cas ce qu'affirme un sondage du Reader's Digest.

Eight (8) out of ten (10) persons are proud to be Belgian. They see Belgitude above all as a trait of union between the different communities of the kingdom. That, in any case, is what is claimed or affirmed by a survey by the Reader's Digest.

It's only 175 years old (younger than the FDR!) but it has chocklat and friets and bier going for it!

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2005-09-21 12:04

There's nowt so queer as touristes, isn't it?

It is Expressenbladet in Yorkshire:

N�sta stopp blir "The Fox & Hounds" i den lilla byn West Burton. Lokalerna en blandning av museum, med bland annat en utst�llning brittiska snusburkar (gammalt n�ssnus) och en mysigt sliten pub.

- Hit kommer mest lokalbefolkningen, och det �r fullt en g�ng i veckan n�r vi k�r quiz night (det vill s�ga fr�gesport) och hela beh�llningen g�r till v�r lokala idrottsf�rening, s�ger Andrew Landau och h�ller upp en Best Bitter.

Next stop is the Fox & Hounds in the small town of West Burton. The place is a mix of museum, with a collection of British snufftins amongst other things, and a typical cosy pub.

"You're not from round here, are you? This is a local pub for local people. It's mostly localpersons which come here, and it's full once a week when we have a quiz night (that is to say questionsport) and all the profits go to our local athletics association", says Andrew Landau and pours out a Best Bitter.

Including a convenient guide to the local biers, and we rejoice not to have heard of any of them. (We're sure they're lovely, but we like our bier nice and fresh and local, which it will be tonight if "microbrewery" means what we think it means, and it is inconceivable that it might not.)

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2005-09-21 10:25

Proto-grunge, now slightly immaculate

It is the Stooges!

Ce premier album et le suivant Fun House, ont enfin, �t� r��dit�s correctement en CD. Dans le rendu exact de leur �nergie fondatrice qu'un transfert du vinyl au CD, h�tivement r�alis� � la fin des ann�es 1980, avait loup�.

This first album and the following Fun House have finally been properly remastered on CD. In the exact rendition of their founding energy that a transfer from vinyl to CD, hastily accomplished at the end of the 80s, had lost.

It would be more dignified not to care, but we do.

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2005-09-20 14:51

Hippywatch/All of the Beast!

It is an unbearably smug article on organic/conscience-driven shoppnings:

By shopping little and often, topping up with really fresh food, you can often go on foot or by bike, stopping off en route. It needn't be more expensive to do it this way, just more pleasurable and less wasteful.

Because of course jolly little local stores are open when we get out of work, isn't it?

We endorse some of the ideas, not least this one:

As Hugh "The Guru" [sic] Fearnley-Whittingstall [sic] argues isn [sic] The River Cottage Meat Book those who eat meat have a moral responsibility to make a difference to the way it is produced and used. We should buy better quality, think about animal welfare, eat all of the beast and less of the most expensive cuts.

We quote this, despite our antipathy to Cap'n Fairly-Whiteelephantstall, because "All of the beast!" strikes us an excellent slogan. But if you, like us, have tried asking a butcher lately for yummy ox-tongue or pork knuckle, you may find, as we have found, that not all butchers stock "all of the beast". (Although the second one got a pig's leg and a hacksaw and did the necessary. Well done them!)

Pig's ears and trotters and t�te de veau might be fiddly too, but we can all eat up our yummy blood "black" pudding and lung sossage ("haggis") and liver sossage or p�t�, isn't it? We'll leave our tripe for the dowager countess, who, unlike us, is a fan, and our kiddly for anyone else - we have never liked kiddly - but apart from that, bring on the beast, the whole beast and nothing but the beast two (2) veg!

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2005-09-20 12:41

Why I am so very dialectical

Si, d'autre part, la dialectique fait acc�der au vrai, alors m�me que cet acc�s implique l'abnegation du dialogue, du d�bat, c'est qu'elle est parente de l'enfantement douloureux par quoi le r�el est ce qu'il est, souvent dans l'obscur secret de sa manifestation.

If, on the other hand, the dialectique reaches the truth, even though such access implies the abnegation of dialogue, of debate, it is because it is the painful childhood by which the real is what it is, often in the obscure secrecy of its manifestation.

La dialectique, Claude Bruaire (� Que sais-je ?�)

Please to eat up your nice dialectics, Varied Reader! Don't make me come over there and negate your negation!

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2005-09-20 10:02

Tact, with vitamins and irony

It is the British presidency of the EU, and it was a bit of a shambles:

The influential S�ddeutsche Zeitung recalled how Mr Blair asked Europe to react to "the economic and technical challenges from Asia instead of looking backwards," adding: "The British failed almost for a day to provide hundreds of participants with an internet connection. Even with old technologies, and with transport they had problems."

The trains came in for particular criticism:

Meanwhile, the Spanish agency Europa Press described "organisational chaos" and that "the difficulties and uncomfortable situation for the media added to the difficulties which many correspondents experienced getting to Newport using British railways, which yesterday collapsed for hours." The same agency reported that, in Newcastle, 100 workstations were provided although 400 journalists requested accreditation.

Tony "Baloney" Blair has his head wedged too far up Murdoch's back passage to know or care that they have 'bladets abroad too, of course.

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2005-09-19 15:54

Sm�rg�spost II

�1. Lock up your tankards, M�nchkins!

It is the oktoberfestival!

Bestiller du deg en �l p� oktoberfestivalen i M�nchen, f�r du minst �n liter skummende brygg i glasset.

If you go down to the bar today,
You're in for a big surprise
If you should order a Bier today
You'd better know big's the size!
For every Bier that ever there was
Is gathered there together because
This month's the month
The Munichers have their Bierfest!

�2 Popular request, shmopular shmequest

It's our blogg and we're doing the England cricketteam's winter tour party news, so there:

[Sussex's Matt] Prior goes as back-up [']keeper in place of Chris Read, while [Hampshire's veteran off-spinner] Udal displaces Gareth Batty as second spinner.

Did you ever get the feeling Fletch has more than somewhat of a downer on Chris Read?

Anyone? Hello?

�3. Thanks, NYT!

Everyone was always burbling on endlessly about oh the NYT says this oh the NYT says that and we were frankly sick and tired of it.

Now they've quarantined their dreary coterie of dingbats, wingnuts, halfwits, has-beens, never-weres and Krugmen behind a nice paywall, and we shall not only miss none but this last more than not at all, we shall miss endless discussions of them even less.

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2005-09-19 11:52

Sm�rg�spost

�1. We don't ghetto it

It is increasing social blah:

The number of people of Pakistani heritage in ghettos, defined as areas with more than two-thirds of any one ethnic group, trebled between 1991 and 2001.

If WASP is an ethnic groop then there's a lot of previously unsuspected ghettos in Berkshire, thinks us. If it isn't, WTF not?

�2. A prinsess!

It is kronprinsess Vickan of Zweden!

I g�r satte Victoria f�r f�rsta g�ngen n�gonsin sin fot p� kinesisk mark. Det �r 24 �r sedan som n�gon fr�n svenska kungafamiljen bes�ker Kina.
-Det k�nns bra att vara h�r, sa en tr�tt Victoria efter mer �n tio timmars flygresa.

Yesterday set Victoria for the first time ever foot on Chinese soil. It is 24 years since anyone from the Zwedish royalfamily has visited China.
"Thank God that's over, I'm gasping for a fag. It feels good to be here", said a tired Victoria after a flight of over ten (10) hours.

Various Zwedish pranksters loaded her up with Wild Swanses and other seditious literature for the trip. What larks!

�3. Resistance; its alleged futility

It is Alan Ryan, introducing the Penguin edition of Utilitarianisma and Other Stuff (by Mill and Bentham) and remarking in passing of On Liberty that

hardly anyone puts it down without reading it straight through. Even those who find the arguments unconvincing find it hard to resist the manner.

This such manner, then:

And I denounce and reprobate this pretension not the less, if put forth on the side of my most solemn convictions.

We could, we remark or observe, resist such a manner all day everyday - including Sundays - without ruining our appetite.

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2005-09-19 09:52

Education tact, slightly domestic

It is the University of Glasgae! Which is benefitting so much from the knowledge-economy-driven drive to increase participation in higher education that it's reported, in a report, on its delight and glee:

The report says: "Departments seem to have reached a critical point in their ability to cope individually with the decreasing literacy of incoming students."

"Conveners across the faculty are reporting that students demonstrate poor writing and even reading skills."

One classical civilisation lecturer said in the report: "The most basic arts skill of all, namely the accurate and grammatical use of English language, is a skill that is inadequately possessed by some students."

They also say that plagiarisme (via the Internets) is a huge problem, which makes us wonder: is it that students are plagiarising illiterate sources, and if it is not, is it not slightly blindingly obvious what they're up to?

The university - that of Openness - at which we are a student ourself claims that plagiarism is spottable from sudden shifts in style, tone and register, and one might think that the shift to "literate" would be especially conspicuous.

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