§1. Cycling home for tea
By the canal a couple sit
On striped canvas camping stools -
A fishing-rod, a can of beer and you!
But I wouldn't catch a fish I wasn't going to eat
And my bladder is notoriously weak
§2. On not watching National Geographic
You'd think by now that everyone would know
Dolphins are rapey bastards.
And when they get lairy of a Friday night
And go out looking for sharks to fight?
It's practice for infanticide.