§1. On "Daddy day"
Is it too soon to start drinking?
Is it too soon for a beer? That's what I'm generally thinking
Let's make that perfectly clear.
§2. On the Crimean parliament's attempt to annex itself to Russia
It's looking grim
In the Krim
But Putin has
All the gas
(It's taken me years of struggle to be able to come up with word-final-devoicing rhymes. And then it manifests in English first.)