Search celebration
Search Celebrations
At last I'm back on Google! So far I've had a German person searching for "mette marit broken foot" (there was a German person searching for that last time, too) and a search on "British Army Boots". I'm the top result! A friend of mine recommends 9-hole British paratrooper boots, if you insist on buying British, but I'm sticking to German army boots.
If I can get to number one for British Army Boots you'd think that surely it would be a trivial matter to top the list for la comtesse Gioia Sardagna von Neuberg e Hohenstein Ferrari. Sadly Google won't even admit at the moment that there are pages mentioning her at all. Presumably, though, if they ever change their minds I will be the head of the (no doubt extensive) pack. Just to make sure, I will from time to time be dropping the (illustrious!) name of la belle comtesse. Which comtesse? Why, la comtesse Gioia Sardagna von Neuberg e Hohenstein Ferrari, of course!