Desbladet
- Neither decorative nor useful
home archives guestbladet mail host

Something to say? Desbladet wants to hear about it! Please use the guestbladet for comments!

(I know, I know, but it's the way we diarylanders have done it for generations.)

2004-06-03 fika (utc+1)

Neque enim yerself!

Instead of storing the memory, during the period when the memory is the predominant faculty, with facts for the after exercise of the judgment; and instead of awakening by the noblest models the fond and unmixed love and admiration, which is the natural and graceful temper of early youth; these nurslings of improved pedagogy are taught to dispute and decide; to suspect all but their own and their lecturer's wisdom; and to hold nothing sacred from their contempt, but their own contemptible arrogance; boy-graduates in all the technicals, and in all the dirty passions and impudence of anonymous criticism. To such dispositions alone can the admonition of Pliny be requisite, Neque enim debet operibus ejus obesse, quod vivit. An si inter eos, quos nunquam vidimus, floruisset, non solum libros ejus, verum etiam imagines conquireremus, ejusdem nunc honor prasentis, et gratia quasi satietate languescet? At hoc pravum, malignumque est, non admirari hominem admiratione dignissimum, quia videre, complecti, nec laudare tantum, verum etiam amare contingit.

Biographia Literaria, Mr S T Coleridge

I studied Latin from the age of 7 until that of 14, when I took the GCE O-level exam. Needless to say, I now know approximately none, which is making this edition rather opaque, since Mr Coleridge clearly anticipated a readership better equipped to indulge his fascination with the remarks of the very dead persons.

[Permalink]

2004-06-03 12:21

Why I am so very presentable

I shall be attending the ceremony of investiture of a brother-in-law on Saturday, which turns out to require surprising elaborate preparations. I'm travelling up to Derbyshire tomorrow (there will thus be no bloggage, h�las); my suit is at the dry cleaners' for pick-up on the way to the station; my hair has just been cut.

Apparently there's a parallel universe out there where these things are quite mundane. In particular, the people who live and work there seem as baffled that I don't know the relevant protocols as I am by trying to figure them out on the hoof.

It has not been the most restful of weeks. For example, the hairdresser I went to last time has since shut for good, and no hairdressers open on Bank Holidays. I am, though, looking forward quite a lot to the extended �l-drinkning which such ceremonies are invariably postceded by.

[Permalink]

2004-06-03 morning (utc+1)

D-Day

Yeah, obviously
it was difficult out there

Conditions weren't ideal
and there were some nervous moments at the start

But the lads 've kept their shape
and we've stuck to our game-plane

and we've shown a lot of character out there

And at the end of the day
we've got the result we wanted
and you can't ask for more than that

The lads 've done us proud

[Permalink]

2004-06-02 16:47

Sorrywhatwasthatididntquitecatchit

A canonical book on its subject is Space Between Words: The Origin of Silent Reading by Paul Saenger. I haven't read it, but I have read this interview transcript:

And the story of my book I think, one of the parts which I hope is original, I think it is, is this migration of word separation from the British Isles - which people have known about, I didn't discover - to the Continent, and how it spread geographically, starting in Northern France at the end of the 10th century, in the course of the 11th century spreading to Southern France and to Italy, informing a language, a graphic language of what I call protoscholasticism, the language of Fulbert of Chartres, which created the graphic language of the great scholastics of the 13th century. I mean one cannot think of St Thomas Aquinas having composed the Summa Theologica in scriptura continua [i.e., without spaces]. The medium becomes part of the message.

What I really really need to find is someone denouncing the practice of putting spaces between words as a symptom of the moral decay of contemporary society, for some value of contemporary.

Let not thine eyes the scriv'ner's craft beguile -
This spatiousness all men of faith revile -
But strain thy ear to catch the dying fall
Of that still small voice of the Lord of all.

[From "What is the world coming too?", St. Reactionarus]

[Permalink]

2004-06-02 hot hot hot (utc+1)

From "New" Labour's EU Election Manifesto

And at home, we are seeking to end the so-called "gold plating" of EU law in the UK to ensure that undue regulatory burdens are not placed on businesses and public bodies here in Britain.

Be of stout heart, "New" Labour! Stand up and speak out against these perfidies practised by, um, "New" Labour, who have been in government for the last 8 years or so...

Just for that, I'm voting Lib Dem. (Which I would never do in a domestic election, unless I was voting tactically to keep the Tories out, because they are rubbish, apparently on principle: it is less likely that Queen Lilibet will find herself asking a Lib Dem to form a government than it is that Kronprinsess Vickan will headhunt me for the role of court philosophe and gigolo, and especially gigolo.)

(The BBC has summaries of parties' agendas and links to manifestos where available for all UK parties, including the proliferation of charmless far right splinter groups in a range of unappetising "independence", anti-immigration and anti-abortion flavours. And where are the unreconstructed Trotskyites to balance the lunatic fringe up, I should like to know.)

[Permalink]

2004-06-02 11:37

Nation, Print and Logic

(That's a great title, though, isn't it? Just call me A J "Freddy" Lugnstr�m...)

The Moving Finger writes; and having writ,
Moves on; nor all thy Piety nor Wit
���Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.

[The Rubaiyat as Translated by Edward Fitgerald.]

Print culture gave birth to the Romantic notions of "originality" and "creativity", which set apart an individual work from other works [...], seeing its origins and meaning as independent of outside influences, at least ideally. [Ong, p.133]

The writer's audience is always a fiction. [Ong, p.177]

(That's the stand-out sentence in a book full of excellent sentences.)

The Romantic Movement marks the beginning of the end of the old orality-oriented rhetoric [...]. [Ong, p.158]

Med men den tysta l�sningens segert�g p� 1800-talet dog retorik inom elitkulturen.

But with the advent of silent reading in the 19th century, rhetoric died out within high culture. [H�gg, p.251]

(I think H�gg may be drawing on Ong there. But I am now persuaded I need to know more about romanticism as an ideological movement, although if you think I'm going to start liking Wordsworth you've got another think coming, for sure.)

[T]he medieval Christian mind had no conception of history as an endless chain of cause and effect or of radical separation between past and present. [Anderson, p.23]

Deities and other supernatural agents which have served their purpose can be quietly dropped from the contemporary pantheon; and as society changes, myths too are forgotten, attributed to other personages, or transformed in their meanings. [Goody and Watt]

(Anderson is very good on time; Goody and Watt on the homeostatic possibilities afforded by an absence of written records of myths and geneologies.)

Nature states no "facts": these come only within statements devised by human beings to refer to the seamless web of actuality around them. [Ong, p.68]

(Nature states no facts, and that's a fact!)

The illusion that logic is a closed system has been encouraged by writing and even more by print. Oral cultures hardly had this illusion, though they had others. [Ong, p.158]

(The "proposition" of logiciste philosophes is, of course, an exceptionally sophisticated literary device.)

Sources:

  • Orality and Literacy, W. Ong
  • Imagined Communities, B. Anderson
  • Praktisk retorik, G. H�gg
  • "The consequences of literacy", J. Goody and Watt.

[Permalink]

2004-06-02 morning (utc+1)

Det finns inga d�liga lagar, bara d�liga kl�der.

There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that old out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

"Baby it's cold outside"

Lars Bevanger reports from the very Arctic Norwegish island of Svalbard on the new Norwegish ban on smoking in bars and restaurants, for which the deeply ill-informed across Yoorp are probably blaming the EU as we speak:

Many Norwegians reacted with horror when their country became the first in the world to suggest a blanket ban on smoking in bars and restaurants, but as the idea sank in and people have seen how a similar ban is working in Ireland, a majority of Norwegians now support the new law.

Speaking as someone who has done his fair share of smoking in Norwegish restaurants and bars, and especially bars, I have no opinion on this at all except to remark that summer is certainly the time to introduce such a ban.

[Permalink]

2004-06-01 fika (utc+1)

Sm�rg�spost

�1. Prinsessly Pumpning!

They say that Madde is pumping the iron:

Prinsessan Madeleine ligger i stenh�rd tr�ning inf�r bads�songen 2004.

Prinsess Madeleine is training hard ahead of the 2004 bathing season.

�2. Befrockning!

Norwegish kronprinsess Mette-Marit, trooper that she is, is showing no sign of flagging, even though

Det er deres tredje kongelige bryllup p� to uker.

It's their third royal wedding in two weeks.

This time in Jordan, attending the nuptuations of prinsesse Noor Hamzah i Amman and some random kronprins. As ever, it is the befrockning that is the real story:

Kronprinsesse Mette-Marit feiret bryllup i Amman med orientalsk-inspirert kjole.

Kronprinsess Mette-Marit celebrated the wedding in Amman with an Orientally-inspired frock.

Where's Edward Said when you need him, eh?

�3. Befrockning igen!

Norwegish B-prinsess, M�rtha Louise, whose befrocknings are no stranger to the headlines makes instead the headlines for a befrockning such as not to make the headlines, shock horror!

Kjolevalget under kronprinsbryllupet i Spania skapte storm. Men i vennebryllup i Molde l�rdag holdt en str�lende blid og blomsterprydet prinsesse M�rtha Louise en lav profil.

Frock-choice during the kronprins-wedding in Spain caused a storm. But at a friend-wedding in Molde on Saturday beamingly blid and flower-demure prinsess M�rtha Louise kept a low profile.

�4. Seal cub, yum yum.

well boss did it
ever strike you that a
hen regrets it just as
much when they wring her
neck as an oriole but
nobody has any
sympathy for a hen because
she is not beautiful

archy

The Swedes are all about the cute, and have apparently forgotten all about the tasty, sigh:

Det finns gott om s�l i Lule� sk�rg�rd, men nu n�rmar de sig centrum. I s�ndags skapade en kut stor uppst�ndelse n�r den kr�p upp vid en trottoar, n�ra Lule� centrum.

There's no shortage of yummy seals in Lule�'s archipelago, but now they're coming to town! Last Sunday a cub created a sensation when it crawled up on a pavement near the centre of Lule�.

A heated argument about whether to serve it with red or white wine, one would hope, albeit forlornly.

�5. Cricket in the USA

The 2nd Test, which starts on Thursday, won't be shown on terrestrial TV - there is a precautionary law limiting the amount of sports other than foopball that can be shown because just imagine!

But the FDRUSA (which has never really got the hand of foopball) is gearing up to be a cricketing powerhouse, and we will certainly be lending LA Unity our unqualified support this summer. Which surely makes make me a substantial proportion of their fan-base, or are there still lots of Indian ex-pats out there seeking Silicon Valley riches?

�6. Cricket in the USA (2)

In a three-day match against the FDR, John Davison took a startling 9 for 76 in the second innings to add to his remarkable 8 for 61 in the first and take Canananada to victory. Is it that the FDR batting line-up has something of a weakness against off-spin, or what?

(Cricket bores often like to point out that the first international match was between precisely these two nations, so kindly consider that duly outpointed.)

[Permalink]

2004-06-01 samwidge (utc+1)

Monday Review of Stuff

Notwithstanding the problematical ontological status of post-holiday Mondayhood, this time, since in any case this isn't really a review of G�ran H�gg's Praktisk Retorik either.

The reason for that is that when I started reading it a while back I was quite clearly out of my depth and I was reduced to reading at a philologiste's pace, which compares unfavourably to that of a snail (snigel). Reading for comprehension is like riding a bicycle, though, in that there is a speed below which it becomes very tricky indeed, and I improved my vocabulary far more than my understanding of retorik during this period.

Then, having got more or less up to speed, I read the remaining three-fifths of it over the weekend, at an average of fifty pages a day, which is a lot for me in the Swedish.

Some scattered remarks and approving quotations, then, will have to stand in for the measured scholarly critique my Varied Reader has come to associate with the Monday Review of Stuff.

First, this is old-school retorik - the art of persuading an audience by means of an oral performance*, and not the decadent tropology of later scholarship. Aristotle's treatise on the subject is dismissed as an impractical irrelevance, in favour of the fairly obscure Rhetoric for Herennius**, but the terminology of classical rhetoric is treated without undue reverence and illustrated with examples from an all-star cast featuring Cicero, Nixon, Churchill and rather more Swedish politicians than I had previously heard of.

There is a great deal of practical advice, much of which is the opposite of current orthodoxy - H�gg insists that you should not precede your talk with an outline (I quite agree) and that the use of technological aids in an attempt to make a kind of parody of bad TV out of what should be a good talk is a bad thing (I quite agree) and that the popular exercise of videoing talks for instant peer-review is as unhelpful as it is excruciating (I very strongly agree, having had this exercise inflicted on me during my PhD training). This is diagnosed to be part of a broader fallacy:

En s�ckert s�tt att mislyckas some l�rare eller f�rel�sare �r att i f�rv�g f�rs�ker t�nker sig i elevernas/publikens psyche och fr�ga sig hur man sj�lv skulle reagera p� saker man planera att g�ra. De t�nker helt enkelt inte so du, reagera inte som du. Eller ochs� saknar vi helt enkelt tillr�cklig fantasi f�r att se oss sj�lva p� det viset, ens n�r vi se oss agera p� inspelad bild.

A sure way to go wrong as a teacher or lecturer is to try to anticipate pupils' or the public's reaction by thinking your way into their minds and asking how you yourself would reacter to what you're planning to do. They quite simply don't think like you or react like you. Besides, we quite simply don't have enough imagination to see ourselves in this way, even when we see ourselves perform on screen.

Instead, you should pay attention to how audiences do react (especially on the spot but also in subsequent analysis) - it is the defining characteristic of bad speakers (H�gg claims) that they don't pay attention to this.

I'm planning to reread at least chunks of this in preparation for the next time I'm called on to give a talk, and I really wish the publishers had equipped it with a glossary of the classical terms and an index, so that it could be used as the standard reference it deserves to be.

In closing, reiterating his commitment to the view of retorik as primarily an art of emotional manipulation:

Det grepp i det f�reg�ende som m�ste anses som klart fusk �r som sagt paradoxalt nog de som riktar sig till f�rnufter ist�llet f�r till k�nslan. Objektiva sanningar �r givetvis oemottagliga f�r retoriska behandling.

The devices in the preceding which must be seen as simple cheating are, paradoxically enough, those that are directed to reason rather than emotion. Objective truth is clearly unsusceptible to rhetorical treatment.

The von Bladet seminar on muntlighet och sanning ("orality and truth") will be coming back to that theme, for sure.

* Oooh, you lot!
** It's very bloody obscure indeed if you're Googling for "Herrennius". Sigh.

[Permalink]

2004-06-01 morning (utc+1)

En-ger-lund, my En-ger-lund

Euro 2004 is set to distort economic indices as patriotic punters splurge on insignias of supportitude and sundry trashobilia:

Spending by business and consumers may hit �1.05bn, the Centre for Economic and Business Research (CEBR) said. [...]

The Bank of England recently raised interest rates to 4.25% in a bid to cool surging consumer spending. But with shelves filling up with merchandise for the football tournament - ranging from replica kits to supporters packs - the CEBR expects Britons to keep shopping.

When I was buying my Chelsea replica shirt (I am so very Chelsea) at the weekend I couldn't help but notice that the shop was doing a roaring trade in En-ger-lund tat, and that there were no national merchandises available for other countries - including Wales, which is just over the Severn bridge.

And the number of En-ger-lund flags flying from cars and vans, and especially vans, is frankly disconcerting.

Foopball, though, isn't it?

[Permalink]

previous, next, latest

Site Meter