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2005-09-09 15:56
Bare-handed it mays-a-be, but shark versus bear it surely ain't:
Some people call it the Mount Everest of fishing. But most everyone
else describes "noodling," or handfishing, as just plain crazy.
The sport's disciples wade river and lake bottoms, probing and
prodding for the holes where monster flathead catfish lurk during
breeding season. Handfishers then dive down and reach into the
underwater lairs, hoping that a monster "cat" will chomp on the
proffered bait --- the noodler's hand.
(Sorry to all you good folks out their about li'l old our prose -
reckons we's a jess' been exposed to a dose too many of that National
Geographihical magazine, but weehoo ain't it just the cutest?)
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2005-09-09 12:46
It is Charles "Crusher" Clarke, UK interior minister ("Home
Secretary") and scourge - like all of them in recent memory - of civil
rights. It is, however, also the Germans sticking up for civil
liberties and a curtailment of states' rights to stalk their citizens.
(Can anyone guess why Germany particularly? Well done, exactly
right!)
CHARLES Clarke, the Home Secretary, yesterday failed to win European
Union backing for a plan to retain phone and e-mail data to help
combat terrorism.
Mr Clarke's hopes of an agreement at a summit in Newcastle were dashed
as EU members, including Germany, stood by their objections on civil
rights grounds, and telecoms companies warned that such a scheme would
saddle them with enormous costs.
Maybe we could get a nice German in as interior minister ("Home
Secretary") or something? The local talent seems to be slightly
compromised by indifference to human rights legislation and a
relentless loathing of the population which we, unlike Blair, do not
especially consider an asset.
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2005-09-09 09:51
It isZlatan Imbrahimovic, Zwedish foopballing zenzation! With a
name like that, though, you might wonder how autochthonous he is or
was, and what the implications might have been:
Zlatan Ibrahimovic var n�ra att nobba det svenska landslaget.
I nya numret av Sportmagasinet avsl�jas det att Zlatan och hans
pappa Sefik ville att han skulle spela f�r Bosnien.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic almost snubbed the Swedish nationalteam.
In the new issue of Sportmagasin it is revealed that Zlatan and his
father Sefik wanted him to play for Bosnia.
We dizlike nationalteamfoopball, of course, and our longztanding
diztaste for the idea that nationztates are a fundamental unit of
groop identity is not a zmall part of why.
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2005-09-08 15:50
Social democratic conservatives vs. conservative social democrats -
could someone wake us when it's over?
I do not think anyone can possibly understand how boring a general
election in the world's best country really is.
There simply is not much left here to fix and, for one tedious moment
earlier this week, it seemed the main debate between the political
left and right would be the price of petrol, which is higher than
normal in this country, too, these days.
But it's quite an interesting read for all that.
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2005-09-08 12:43
It is the
new Grauniad as of Monday:
Rusbridger says: "There will be a debate over the coming months about sections. The Times and The Independent, for all their compactness, are quite unwieldy in terms of trying to find out where you are in the book."
"The problem you have with a tabloid is sections within sections
within sections - you are back into that origami world
of getting your law section from your sports section from your Bricks
and Mortar from your business section."
"I think the Berliner will give you immediately identifiable sports,
features, G2, G3, as well as the main section - this way it feels to
me much more convenient than a tabloid which has a very long run of
pages."
Yes. A main section, a 12-page daily sport section, a stapled
half-Berliner daily news magazine, and a G3 section. Heaven forbid
(apparently) that UK 'bladets should confine themselves to stuff we
actually need to know and shrink down to a size we could read between
meals without losing our appetite.
Think - we implore you! - NRC Handelsblad not LA Times, British
'bladets!
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2005-09-08 10:02
�1. Foopball V�rldscoup�, as seen in Sweden
They're terribly excited about Zlatan "Klackspark" Ibramovic's
last minute deadlock-breaking miracle-goal over at
Aftonbladet.
�2. No, they bloody didn't
And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
"Jerusalem", William Blake
Sigh:
It's not quite the haka, but England are hoping a rousing rendition of
the hymn Jerusalem will inspire them in the decisive Ashes Test.
England captain Michael Vaughan has asked the entire country to down
tools at 1025 BST on Thursday and join in a spirited singing of the
famous song.
The above 'pedia article further observes or remarks that:
Jerusalem is the official anthem of the British National Party,
British Women's Institute, and historically was used by the National
Union of Suffrage Societies. [...] Since 2004 it has been played at
the beginning of England cricket matches.
We'd've gone for the Great-War-tastic I vow to thee, my country,
all earthly things above, but that's just us.
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2005-09-07 16:33
�1. It is "Slavering" Slavoj Zizek!
For
sure:
K�rnvapen �t Iran. Varf�r inte?
Nuclear weapons for Iran. Why not?
�2. Plurilingalisme in theory and practice
and especially the
gulf between the two (2):
PLURILINGUISME. Entre les recommandations des chercheurs et la r�alit�
de l'enseignement des langues, le d�calage est maximal. Constat avec
Claudine Brohy, coorganisatrice � Fribourg de la Conf�rence
internationale sur le plurilinguisme.
It starts out with MRI images of spicy brains, which we neglect to
consider very informative about langwidge skills, since no one
actually knows what they mean.
�3. SQL
We have a plan to run away to sea - arrrr! - and seek our fortune, but
first we need to know SQL. SQL sucks rocks, for sure; not for the
first time, we're relying on O'Reilly.
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2005-09-07 13:00
So, Zweden has gone mp3-audiobook,
and we could very much do with a way to practice our Zwedish.
We are, thereby and accordingly, now in the market for an mp3 player,
so that we can cop an earful of Zwedish on our pedestrian
commutenings. (We also want to rip some Assimil langwidge CDs and
whack those on too.)
Since books are, apparently, 400-800 Mb, we'll need space in the Gbs,
and since we are not a designoid, we would prefer to avoid paying an
Apple surcharge; suggestions very welcome.
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2005-09-07 10:03
�1. Langwidge engineering, slightly Caribbean
After 200 years of turning its back on geography, this
English-speaking former British colony is searching for its Latin
American soul.
Just seven miles off Venezuela and dappled with Spanish place names
bestowed half a millennium ago by Christopher Columbus, Trinidad and
Tobago has set the lofty goal of becoming a Spanish-speaking nation by
2020.
Trinidad and Tobago is one of the components of the West Indies
cricket team and notwithstanding its proximity to Venezuala, they will
need to have a better reason than international trade for this.
Dutches, Swedishes and Finnishes all speakee the Engleesh for
internationalist purposes, but they still speak their native
jibber-jabber among themselves.
�2. Nutella considered as a fundamental
human right
On peut supprimer les allocations en esp�ces vers�es � un ch�meur de
longue dur�e, pas son droit au pot de Nutella. Dans dix des douze
�Jobcenter� de Berlin, qui ont remplac� les anciens offices du
travail, les ch�meurs de longue dur�e doivent d�sormais s'attendre �
des sanctions s'ils n'acceptent pas les emplois qui leur sont
propos�s.
One can withdraw the spice allocations of the long-term unemployed,
but not their pot of yummy chocolatey Nutella. In ten (10) of the
twelve (12) "Jobcentres" in Berlin, which have replaced the old
employment offices, the long-term unemployed can now expect sactions
if they don't accept the jobs they are offered.
The link is a long and lyrical discussion of Nutella's place in the
German Weltanschauung ("Weltanschauung"), which you would not
want to miss if you have the Frenchy-French.
�3. A word, 'Murkans!
It's Lego, not "Legos".
If you type in www.legos.com, in an attempt to reach the website
devoted to the popular Danish toy company with the colourful plastic
bricks, you don't get redirected to www.lego.com (the proper
website). Instead, you get subjected to a lecture from the company on
how to refer to it and its products.
"The word LEGO is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the
LEGO group of companies," the page reads. "We would sincerely like
your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our products
as 'LEGO bricks and toys' and not 'LEGOs.' By doing so, you will be
helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud,
and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you!"
We are not normally quite so prescriptiviste, but the BrEngleesh do
this right, and the idea of Lego as a count rather than mass noun was
a source of great distress to us when first we encountered it on the
Interwebs.
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2005-09-06 17:57
�1. Prinsessschool I
It isn't easy being a prinsess. Luckily, you can take lessons:
I h�st blir Victorias officiella �taganden betydligt f�rre.
Hon ska plugga samh�llsorienterande �mnen p� heltid, och hovet har
anst�llt en s�rskild studiehandledare: direkt�rshustrun och l�raren
Louise Dinkelspiel.
In the autumn [Kronprinsess] Victoria's official duties will be
reduced.
She will study socialorientation subjects fulltime, and the court has
hired a special studydirector: the direkt�rswife and teacher Louise
Dinkelspiel.
Man, we have to work full time and share a tutor while studying
samh�llsorienterande �mnen; it isn't easy being an emperor
either. (Except perhaps the emperor of ice-cream.)
�2. Prinsessschool II
Not to be outdone, her sister is studying
history, to the tune of 20 po�ng!
Madeleine som l�st konstvetenskap (80 po�ng), etnologi (40 po�ng),
juridik (10 po�ng) ska nu slutf�ra studierna med 20 po�ng i historia.
Madeleine who has studied arthistory (80 po�ng), anthropologi
(40 po�ng), will now conclude her studies with 20 po�ng
in history.
If 20 po�ng is a full load for a year, her previous studies add
up to six and a half. Maybe it's a semememester then?
�3. Prinsess Mette-("Sicknote")-Marit
She can't open the Red Cross's new
resource centre:
Mette-Marit skulle st� for den offisielle �pningen av R�de Kors nye
resurssenter i Sandvika i B�rum i ettermiddag. Men i g�r kveld fikk
R�de Kors melding om at den gravide kronprinsessen likevel ikke kunne
komme.
But as the foto shows, she was fine for Ooshloo Fashion Week. (We're
just saying, you understand.)
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2005-09-06 13:18
Our OU course's online forum is organising an end-of-year party in
Bristle, and we seem to be the only active subscriber actually in
Bristle, so we're the designated hotel- and restaurant-finder.
Happily, though, it is on one of the few weekends we still have free,
so we can attend ourself.
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2005-09-06 10:29
Hall's haggis, which is reduced to 1.05 GBP for 454g (they're not allowed to
call it 1 lb, which is the only reason they don't) in Tesco's, 's
ingredients list runs as follows:
Pork lung (33%), oatmeal, pork fat, pork liver (11%), water, pork
rind, salt, onion, pork heart (1%), spices, rusk, preservatives
And that's more or less how it tastes. But haggis is, after all, a
form of sossage, and our theory of carnivoracity - which is ours! -
holds that if you're going to eat animals, which we certainly are, you
have to be prepared to eat up the less fashionable bits too, and even
if haggis isn't top of our list of yummy somethings it is certainly
our current favourite way to serve pork lung.
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2005-09-05 16:31
If you wish to get from point A to point B and points A and B are in
the same region of Blighty, and you wish to use the hilarious socialdemocratic
("public") transport that we have here, Traveline could be
your new best friend.
We are relieved to find that it is in practice usually quicker to
walk; Brizzle buses use the notorious "hub and spokes" model, where
buses only go radially to and from the centre, which is rarely where
we wish to go. Invariably in such cases a second layer of transport
is planned to go circumferentially; even invariablier it is never
actually provided.
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2005-09-05 13:39
It's the FDR!
Then there's the myth that this is the land of
opportunity. That anyone born a citizen can aspire to being
president. Even if she didn't go to Yale. And that anyone can use
their own hard work and ingenuity to make it rich. This is one myth
that many Europeans envy and also, sometimes, despise - mostly because
we'd like to believe it too. It's just that while in theory anyone
can be a doctor or president, the reality is that you really only have
a chance if your father was one too. Even the Economist grudgingly
admits that social mobility is higher in Germany (Germany!) than it is
in the US. So when Europeans point to the inescapable but seemingly
uncontroversial race and class-based poverty and injustice that also
exist in America, we find incredulous the prevailing ideology that
poverty is personal, not structural. Or the belief that poor people
have just made bad choices. But usually in these discussions we're
talking at cross purposes. Hell, we might as well be speaking French.
The hilarious bit, if like us you often mostly hate America, is the
comments where the Right-o-slime crawl out to insist that blaming the
poor is the only reasonable course of action.
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2005-09-05 10:46
It
is Bavaria Holland Bier, slightly unfavourably reviewed:
Vile stale hop
aroma, thin in the mouth, disgusting hop extract finish. It tries very
hard to be nasty and succeeds totally. The low quality of the raw
materials shines through in every phase. I can't imagine that anyone
can derive the slightest pleasure drinking this muck. One of
Holland's worst.
Don't hold back; tell us how you really feel. Additionally, there's
allegedly been a
cartel keeping dutchy-dutch beerprices artificially high:
Nederlandse bierdrinkers hebben mogelijk jarenlang te veel voor hun
bier betaald. Dat is te wijten aan verboden prijsafspraken tussen de
grootste vier brouwers.
Dutch bierdrinkers [and other drinkers of Dutch bier, of course] have
probably been paying too much for their bier for years. That is te
wijten an illicit priceagreement between the biggest four (4)
brouwers.
Including, needless to say, Bavaria.
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2005-09-01 17:26
Reminder
We're on holiday in 3 short minutes's time, hoorah; we'll be back on Monday, as usual.
2005-09-01 14:42
The emphasis on individuality in New Age `spirituality' is a
reflection of the liberalisme that forms the basis for capitalism.
`Marginal situations' (Berger and Luckmann) such as the awareness of
death mean that a `symbolic universe' which integrates all levels of
experience into a single order or nomos has to accommodate the death
of the individual.
The liberal ideology operates exclusively at the level of the
individual, and is therefore not a suitable basis for such a symbolic
universe.
This is why economic liberalism tends to prefer coalitions with social
conservatism or organised religion; it is likely that Libertoonianism
is parasitical on the high degree of religious belief in the FDR - it
conspicuoulsy has no purchase in Yoorp.
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2005-09-01 12:25
It is Zweden
versus Norway
!
I dag kommer det norska kungaparet, samt kronsprins Haakon och
Mette-Marit till Sverige.
Aftonbladet l�t en expertpanel utr�na vilken av br�drafolkens
kungafamiljer som �r folkligast, sportigast, lyxigast-och v�rst
drabbat av skandaler.
Today the Norwegish royal couple, together with kronprins Haakon and
Mette-Marit come to Sweden.
Aftonbladet let an expert panel find out which of the brotherfolks's
royal families is the folkliest, sportiest, most luxurious and worst
hit by skandals.
Of course Mette-Marit isn't coming, last we heard, but "br�drafolk" is
a word we could've done without contemplating for some considerable
time yet, for sure.
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2005-09-01 10:13
Dean to the
physics department: "Why do I always have to give You guys so much
money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why
couldn't You be like the maths department? All they need is money for
pencils, paper, and wastepaper baskets. Or even better, like the
philosophy department. All they need is money for pencils and paper!"
There are persons who draw conclusions from the alleged fact that
Newton left more manuscripts on astrology than on physics. We prefer
to conclude that astrology is easier to write.
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2005-08-31 15:48
We've got Skype working. We're most of the way through emergency
laundry. We learned the word "overmorgonavond" but we no longer have
any particular reason to use it. We're writing some code and some
other code. We're also writing a rant ("essay") about the philosophy
of science.
We're very, very tired, but we are taking Friday very, very off.
Between now and then our scheduled service may suffer interruptions
because we're our hold on reality isn't what it was, and it was never
that tight.
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2005-08-31 10:24
�1. 568 ml of your finest British ale please, barman!
It's that metrication
story, again:
De Britten zullen in de toekomst geen pint bier meer mogen bestellen,
maar moeten "568 milliliter" tegen de barman zeggen. De Europese
Commissie heeft bepaald dat het uit moet zijn met de oude imperial
maten en dat Groot-Brittanni� zich moet aanpassen aan het metrieke
Europa.
The breakaway 'bladet can also exclusively reveal (i.e., we made it
up) that the power-crazed Eurocrats have ruled that Dutchy-Dutch is in
fact the metric equivalent of English and have demanded that the great
British public switches! It's political correctness gone mad!
�2. Yebbut surely it's a fission reactor anyway!
A
Swedish nuclear power plant shut down one of its three reactors
Monday because of an abnormal accumulation of jellyfish in the cooling
system.
(Sorrie, hoor!)
�3. Couldn't the ball come to the prinsess?
Kronprinsessan
Mette-Marit stannar hemma n�r den �vriga norska kungafamiljen
g�star Sverige denna vecka.
Kronprinsess Mette-Marit will stay home when the rest of the Norwegish
royal family visit Zweden next week.
Poor old poorly old Mette-Marit; this is forever happening to her.
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2005-08-30 17:38
K�rleksf�rh�llanden p� distans �r kanske inte s� ovanliga idag. Men
fr�gan �r om inte det danska paret S�ren och Vibeke Nissen tar
priset.
Han finns p� Nordpolen och hon p� Sydpolen, med 1670 mil emellan
dem.
Love affairs at a distance are perhaps not so unusual these days. But
the the question is whether the Danish couple S�ren and Vibeke Nissen
take the prize.
He's at the North pole and she's at the South pole, with 16700 km
between them.
That's an awfully long way, for sure, but we find it more than
somewhat ironic that they are after all both Danishes.
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2005-08-30 14:36
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry
It
is 'bladetquotagestalwart Nicholas Lezard, reviewing the clearly
deeply
necessary 300 Beers to Try Before You Die!, by Roger Protz:
Not that Protz confines himself to small-scale producers, although
there are plenty enough of those - you will also find Guinness in here
(in the shape of its Foreign Extra Stout, made in 100-year-old tuns
and with a powerful 7.5% alcohol) and Fuller's London Pride, now the
best-selling premium cask bitter in Britain, and deservedly so. "It is
the genius of British brewers to fashion beers that are complex and
also highly quaffable, thanks to the low carbonation and balance of
ingredients ... The balance of London Pride means that several pints
will slip down easily but with maximum enjoyment," Protz
writes. "Raise a glass to head brewer John Keeling and his team."
Consider it done.
Mmm, London Pride. Meanwhile:
Britain is coming under pressure from the European Commission to say
when it will honour its 25-year-old promise to go fully metric,
converting miles to kilometres and pints to litres.
While 568 tasty ml of bier would taste as sweet by any name, it is our
experience that a metric pint (AKA half-litre) is a perfectly adequate
size.
[Takk to Anna K for the latter linkage]
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2005-08-30 11:03
Danmark
style:
Premier Anders Fogh Rasmussen is maandag met alle zeven partijen in
het Deense parlement overeengekomen dat de Successiewet wordt
aangepast. Denemarken gaat net als Zweden, Belgi�, Noorwegen en
Nederland (sinds 1983) over op wat de cognatische primogenituur wordt
genoemd: het oudste kind volgt op. Dit in tegenstelling tot het
Castiliaanse stelsel, waarbij zonen van de koning voorrang hebben
boven dochters, maar waarbij dochters voorrang hebben boven broers van
de koning. Deze regeling is nog van toepassing in Groot-Brittanni�,
Spanje, Monaco - en officieel dus nog in Denemarken.
Prime minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen agreed on Monday with all seven
(7) parties in the Danish government that the successionlaw should be
modified. Danmark joins Zweden, Belgium, Noorway and the N:lands
(since 1983) in a literal interpretation of primogeniture: the oldest
child is the heir. This is in opposition to the Spanish situation,
where sons of the monarch take precedence over daughters, who in turn
take precedence over the monarch's brothers. This rule is still
applicable in Groot Britain [It is?! Yikes!], Spain, Monaco - and
officially still in Danmark.
Sor' i' aht, Groot Britain!
Via Agent Birgitte, the 'bladet's Danish correspondent in exile, comes
a Danish
account also:
- Der er i den danske befolkning et meget bredt og et meget st�rkt
�nske om, at vi skal have et samfund, der baserer sig p� ligestilling,
ogs� n�r det g�lder adgangen til tronen, siger Anders Fogh Rasmusse.
"There is in the Danish population a very broad and very strong wish
or desire that, as we shall have a samfund, it is based on
equality, also when it concerns succession to the throne", said Anders
Fogh ("Foggy") Rasmusse.
By an extraordinary coincidence, our own samfund (whatever that
is) is based on equality also!
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2005-08-30 17:54
There's a jam-outkickning going on!
Normally the area ambience kicks it strictly either the deeeeepest dub or the harshest rap in a variety of langwidges (embarassingly many of which are probably Englishes), which is fine by us. (We mostly listen to Purcell and stuff these days, but whatever.)
But earlier this afternoon drifing in through our kitchen window there was the unmistakable sound of blissed-out psychedelic guitar mimbling (vair old skool - not much distortion) and now there seems to be good old-fashioned garridge ("garage") rock.
We'd go out and find out what the hell is going on only we have an essay on the sociology of knowledge to write. (It's a Bank Holiday today, which is why we're at home. We should've mentioned that earlier, prolly.)
2005-08-30 12:12
Status report: fone's and phurniture's
fone's
The 'phone company has cut off our phone on the grounds that we wer using it, and their credit department (which has opted, with no foundation whatever, to believe we won't be able to pay the bill)'s "systems" are down, so they can't sort it out. Way to go, Telewest! The sooner VoIP eats your lunch the better; our own shopping list for the immediate future certainly includes a suitable handset.
Phurniture's
There may be less pedestrian-friendly shoppning experiences than Mr Ikea's celebrated phurniture shop, we suppose, but surely not many. Their delivery service is an especially good reason to own, as we now do, a handtruck to carry your nice new flat-packed 20 Kg table home on, as we just did.
A happy smiling Ikean spotted us struggling just outside the exit and dashed over to give us a hand.
"Where are you going?" he asked or enquired.
"Home", we said and struggled off alone.
2005-08-30 08:14
Why I am so hypothetical
Does BlairCo's wretched Thoughtcrime legislation extend, we wonder or muse, to meteorological Schadenfreude?
Is it, which is to ask or enquire, a deporting offence to publicly suggest - as we for one would not dream of doing - that Hurrican Katrina is a manifestation of Allah's displeasure with the FDRUSA, which we understand is alleged to be considerable in some quarters.
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